SHITS AND GIGGLES

Tea pot

Really short story but I shoved a whole bag of jelly beans up my ass, no XD

But this story is short.

So, it is my friend's birthday, and I went lol

So, at one point one of his friends laughed so damn hard, it was funny
Fren: *makes a joke*

Friend: *laughs hard*

Fren: look, the tea is ready!

I laugh so damn hard because he did sound like a boiling pot of tea XD

The whole time, we made jokes about it legit. (Sorry friend)

One time me and JHONPAUL-PAULJHON were at my house.

We both were acting like we were drunk too lol
Anyway, we both started laughing hard and at one point she exclaimed:

Her: you sound like Mr. Crabs!

Me:*snorts and laughs harder, on the floor*

Her:*starts mocking Mr.Crabs laugh* ack ack ack acka!

Her: *begins to laugh herself*

Me: you sound like a witch!

Lol.

We both legit were on the floor for such a stupid thing. XD