SHITS AND GIGGLES

THIS IS WHY MOM DOESNT FUCKIN LOVE YOU

So, everyone make phone calls. Right? I don't really.

JHONPAUL-PAULJHON seriously, hit my digits, we haven't talked in a while.

Anyways, my mother is like always on the phone I guess.

So, once I was sitting in one of the chairs in the living room as my mother laid on the couch.

I like, got bored.

You know how like, I say stupid shit.

Yeah. I do.

And the best thing I do is "SOMBODY TOUCHA MY SPAGHET!"

So, my mother was on the phone and i got bored. Sometimes I just get bored.

I stood up and made my own song.

"SOMBODY TOUCHA MY SPAGHET, SOMEBODY TOUCHA MY SPAGHET!" I chanted as I did a ...dance move?  Honestly don't know how to dance.

My mother gave me a look and said "Jazmine, I am on the fucking phone!"

Bitch.

Y e e t

I legit ran away into my dungeon(I live in the attic and barely leave) *dramaticly put hand to head* some day I need a hero to save me

Another time, I had...hold on

Don't judge me!

But it was stuck in my head.

And of course like the following week or so, after school, I was on the chair, bored

My mother got a phone call from one of her friends and I had this song stuck in my head

So, stupid ass I am, got up out of no where and on the top of my mofo lungs, I scream

DO THE SEX OFFENDER SHUFFLE!

like, I didn't even know I was doing it I legit, just did it out of nowhere without warning. I did like part of the dance and everything

My mother gave me a look.

I dipped for my life.

I legit ran faster than I did on slap ass day.

XD

Wowie.