SHITS AND GIGGLES

I FUCKING LOVE SCHOOL SOMETIMES

Okay, so there is my favoritest teacher in the world and we will call him Mr. Eyes. And then my mom's friend's kid's name is going to be called asshole.

Anyways, so me and asshole are in homeroom together and let me tell you...he is a fucking dick and likes me. That means, he will do anything for me to notice him and like I don't know, like smile..? He also got a haircut which I make fun of him for and he thinks he looks 'bald'

Anyways, on Friday, he was trying to roast this kid and the kid didn't do anything.

Let me say, Mr.Eyes is a funny guy and he is very truthful and such.
So, Mr. Eyes, out of nowhere, I guess over heard the conversation.

Mr. Eyes: okay mister "bigger than yours", let me show you something that scared me the most out of my life

Asshole:*stands up* what?

So, asshole stands up and walks over and Mr. Eyes motioned him to come to his closet.

Mr. Eyes opened the closet and a tiny mirror was on the door inside.

Mr. Eyes: that's the scarest thing I ever seen

I laughed for five minutes straight as everyone got back to work.

A few minutes later,  asshole did something again, and Mr. Eyes was like,

Mr. Eyes: okay, you know what your hairline looks like? *Grabs a marker and scribbles a line on side board* that's what it look like

My school is funny sometimes and yes, I would like a roasted asshole for lunch lol