SHITS AND GIGGLES

just a whatever title because i can be a whore like that and be lazy as hell...

Mkay. Me and my brother got into a fight.

Me: oh shut up!

Him: no!

Me: suck my dick!

Him: suck my middle finger!

_few minutes later_

Him: you could suck both of my middle fingers!

Me: then suck my dick!

Him: no! You can suck my two middle fingers and my dick!

Me: sorry that's a choking hazard! But mine isn't!

Him: you don't have one! You have air!

Me: e x a c t l y and it is still bigger than yours!

Me mentally:

I am just finding reasons not to clean lmao.