SHITS AND GIGGLES

champagne, cocaine, gasoline, and most things in between

XD thank you guys for reading and adding it to your list and getting me emotional...also, I can just can't imagine real people reading this. At my school and area I am nobody but heere, I feel like someone. I- I am happy to write these. For real

Anyways, enough with the crap.

One time in my house we ran out of sugar. Luckily my grandmother was coming up and such.

So my mother asked her for some sugar and if she could bring some up. Sounds good, reasonable...

Yo, I swear, it was funny when my mom did point it out after she came in with a legit cup of sugar

Mom: what if a cop stopped you?

Grandma: why?

Mom: think about it. You have a cup full of sugar that can easily look like drugs, a water bottle with lemon slices that can look like your drinking

So my mom started acting some scenes lol

Mom: 'escuse me miss, may you please take this breathalyzer?'

For like five minutes straight and I couldn't hang on to my chair. Legit I think I was in tears of happiness.