SHITS AND GIGGLES

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We are going to talk about my laugh...oh boy...

So, when I laugh or go in to giggle fits where I can't get control of myself at all lmao, I sometimes snort. Like I can't help it geez!

Some replies are:

Ew
You snorted like a pig

And more but I'm trying to keep it somewhat light.

So today...this happened. I was wearing a spaghetti strap shirt and ripped jeans and I don't know, but that gives you some details.

Mario is in this story.

So I was opening my locker and I was talking to my other friends and Mario just pops out and pulls my shirt down (my stomach was showing a tiny bit) and I screamed on my mofo lungs. Me and him laughed and then he stepped back. "Your shirt is not down" okay, let's be clear, he just tugged at my shirt and not really like pulled it down. This was just a joke. Please know Mario can be dirty and means no harm. He knows his boundaries. Lmao

Anyways, I looked at the teacher down the hall and he looked at me. I slammed my locker before walking off.

Then we all waddled away from my locker, laughing.

Something funny happened or so

Me: *laughs and snorts*

Anime boy: *laughs* your miss. Piggy

Me:*laughs again* how? No,I'm not

Mario: does that mean your bacon strips when you strip and your hot
At the moment?

Me and anime boy dipped.

Gawd.

Why?

Also, on the bus my friend, tree, was not having lmao

Tree: no! I don't like it!

Me: it is a shirt

Tree:*pulls my shirt to cover the tiny bit of stomach showing*

Me:*screams and pushes her away* what the hell is wrong with people? Your only making my chest (phase that again, somewhat chest) to show more

Tree: well I don't want to see you show all that *touches like under neck kinda idk* this can't show!

Gawd. Friends. Lmao.

Me:bitch, I'm fine.

When we got off of the bus I began to walk and she started again.

Tree: no *motions towards chest* no!

Me: I can't help it damn!

XD

She then exampled what I looked like and she like pulled her shirt up to show her whole stomach and said that that's what I looked like...

No.

Lmao.

XD she then talked about her boyfriend and such about spaghetti strap shirts.

People, I wore this shirt because u wanted to lmao. At least my friends care in a somewhat way.