SHITS AND GIGGLES

my snort XS

Ew lmao

You can ask my husband, confusedotcom_it_me, I couldn't control myself from watching that video and *cough cough asshole cough cough* didn't help me at all because he kept on sending me messages of what they said in the video and I died more on the inside, so thank you... honestly lmao

But my adopted child (not irl) saw me on the ground (me legit lieing on my stomach), dieing of laughter and snorting and asked:

WHY DO YOU SNORKEL?

me: *laughs and snorts again*

Her: THAT RIGHT THERE!

Me: I SNORT! NOT SNORKEL!

her: *sits on my back and I grunt still tryna breath from that* why though?

Me: I DON'T KNOW!

XD who the fuck raised this kid
lmao