SHITS AND GIGGLES

rambling i think and maybe a storytime

I think bubs got a detention or either way, told a teacher to suck her dick....I mean, she never got one I don't believe but that memory just popped up in my mind. Also, she spit in a girls face and called her trash. I know that for a fact ....I want to have guts XD I don't and plus, I can't see me do that to a human anyways

(This is a mofo joke because my mother took it the wrong way and gave me a serious chat for a few minutes)
I can't see me as like...a bad person in the world. Like a murderer. Or idk bad people.... because I'm lazy as fuck. Like, these people waste money for one kill. Bruh, you can like go to Micky D's or something. Like why take someone's arm off for like no reason? XD like why? I mean...I understand they can be crazy/ are crazy but bruh..I don't know why you're in a big time rush...*winks* no, but like again this is just a joke

Me:*talks about it *

Mom: why are you thinking like that?

Me: it's a fucking joke, damn.

I feel wierd describing myself, but obviously you don't really know me but like....I don't like to brag and I feel like it's bragging but if I don't tell you what or how I act the story doesn't run along or make sense...XD lmao I just hate it. Really. Like legit that's how I work. Like you'll never see me in like heavy jewelry, died hair, or like newer clothes that like show off money or is popular. I mean, if you like it, fine, but I just hate the feeling of bragging or showing off. XD so that's why I am a picky shopper...

I feel like people sometimes takes my jokes too far and then starts like freaking out...so that's why I put alot of warnings if it is a joke or not. Because sometimes it's just....ugh lmao XD