Problems with Love Potions~ VampMickwald Oneshots

Love Potion (Not Really)#3 Bunny Child

Another fail, but it's not Mickey's fault this time. No smut Mickwald, but fluff Mickwald. This time Mortimer, a thieving rat-, ahem, a rival vampire hunter challenges Oswald to capture Mickey. At his own mansion? Of course, something is going to go wrong. Again this is a fluff Mickwald. Hope you enjoy!

Normal is a relative term when it comes to being a vampire hunter. If certain things happen to you enough times, you might consider it normal for your every day to day life. Today, for example, along with the flirting antics of a certain vampire, Oswald found it normal to receive yet another letter of challenge from rival vampire hunter Mortimer(or Mortimer~ Ze Great Vampire Hunter he dubs himself.)to rid the world of Mickey Dragul. Ever since Mortimer first arrived in town, he made it his mission in life to prove to everyone(mostly Minnie and Ortensia.) that he was the 'better' vampire hunter by challenging Oswald to these ridiculous events. Oswald and his team had earned that title due to the fact that Oswald was always keeping his vampire crush in check, so this was just another boring chore to prove Mortimer wrong.

However, for once Oswald's scale of normal was thrown off balance. Never did the rabbit expect the choice of battle to be in Mickey's own mansion. Of all the places Mortimer could have chosen; The rat er-mouse must have a death wish. When Oswald arrived at the designated time, he found his huntress sisters, Minnie and Ortensia, and his stalker (secretly his crush.) Mickey already there. Mickey dived for him, making Oswald easily step aside to miss the foreseen hug. "What are you guys doing here?" Oswald could understand why Mickey is here: it's his home after all, but why Minnie and Ortensia? Ortensia held up a small envelope with kiss marks plus the smell of cheap cologne. "Same reason as you, I suppose Oswald." Minnie took off her bag and pulled out the same scented envelope. "Mortimer went and asked the both of us to come here. No doubt for the usual reason." Minnie shuddered; holding the letter as far away as possible; that rat just couldn't take a hint. Oswald was starting to feel sorry; not just for his sisters, but for Mickey. He honestly hated the fact that Mortimer was constantly terrorizing him; Mickey might be a vampire, but even he doesn't deserve this.

"Indeed I have!" In a puff of hazardous smoke, Mortimer appeared before the group, flaunting his expensive outfit while holding up some sort of spellbook. "I just wanted ze people closest to ze rabbit to see his ultimate downfall! Not only will I rid you of your job Oswald but I will rid ze world of zis blood-zucking beast! Only then will you see ze true skill of ze great vampire hunter Mort....Are you even listening to moi?!" Another normality of these ridiculous events were Mortimer's dull bragging monologues, so when the smoke appeared, the small group did their usual business: Minnie and Ortensia were having tea and talking about the latest gossip, while Mickey was clinging to Oswald trying to earn a kiss out of him. Oswald was the first to notice Mortimer had stopped speaking, "Sorry..what were you saying?"

"Oswald I challenge you!" Mortimer pointed a demanding finger towards Oswald, while Mickey snuggled into the rabbit's neck. He wasn't the least bit concerned about this wannabe. However, he did focus his attention on that spellbook; something about it seemed familiar. "To beat ze Mickey Dragul! The winner claims ze true title of ze greatest vampire hunter. Do you accept?"

"You seriously want to fight me in the vampire's own mansion?" Oswald gently nudged Mickey away; the vampire gave him enough space to start doing his stretching exercises. "Seems pretty immature of you to challenge me just to get the attention of my sisters. Besides, Mick here only sucks the blood of criminals, or animals he's hunted. I've even provided him with special blood tablets during my weekly visits. So this fight hardly seems necessary. Not to mention, Mickey would probably beat you to a bloody pulp if provoked."

"Your arrogance will be your downfall today!" Mortimer frantically flipped the through spellbook, pressing his thumb on the chosen page. "I just need only one powerful spell to take care of you!" The page began to glow white with green letters giving off a strange aura. The girls stared at the hunter in suspicion. Since when did Mortimer find the time to study magic? Ever since he was kicked out of the vampire hunter association for his laziness and stealing from the association, he has been on the streets, flirting with the female population or trying to con innocent people out of their money. Just what kind of spell was that rat casting? The girls didn't know, but they had a bad feeling as they slowly hid under the table "Take zis, you bloodsucking beast!' The glow of freakish colors swirled together, and then shot out of the book, blasting at Mickey. Mickey summoned a shadow causing the spell to bounce off it, towards Oswald. "Oswald! Look out!" The rabbit braced himself, crossing his arms in front of him. The blast hit him--