E(l)mo Leo
Guys I finally hooked up with my crush
We bonded over some hardcore rock
And ended up making out in the end
And we also went out on a few dates during the last few weeks
All this time
as a white privileged male emo
I've been discriminated by all my friends for looking like a well-spoken lad
Who does nothing but sit in corners and cry
But now I have found light
Even if it's a little
Daddy Craig
Wow, damn dude who hurt you
good on you tho
Steeeevvvieeeee
OMG WHY DID YOU NOT TELL US EARLIER
AND WHY ROCK MUSIC
COULDN'T IT BE SOMETHING MORE ROMANTIC YOU EMO
E(l)mo Leo
Shut up
Let me listen to my romantic heavy metal in peace
It's a masterpiece that obviously you guys don't understand🙏
Riley Miley
Good job
and tell me
who was it who hooked you guys up?
E(l)mo Leo
stop fucking flexing i get it I'm grateful
Riley Miley
I'm such a great wingwoman
E(l)mo Leo
Yes and I thank you Riley
Cutie Zucchini Zeke
Wow congrats, I wish I had a boyfriend ;(
E(l)mo Leo
Anyway I have a problem guys
Steeeevvvieeeee
Oh no did u get pregnant? U need to be careful Leo darling
E(l)mo Leo
What the fuck no
Guys can't get pregnant
but we do wanna fuck
And that's where the problem is...
Riley Miley
If u guys wanna fuck then go ahead and fuck
U don't need our permission lol
E(l)mo Leo
But should it be me shoving my dick up his ass or him sticking it up my ass?
Cutie Zucchini Zeke
Ew dude say that in a less explicit way next time
Riley Miley
Easy
Whoever's taller and/or the manlier one shoves it up
E(l)mo Leo
But we're the same height and we both have the same level of manliness...?
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