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[ iMESSAGE between
SEBASTIAN and IVORY ]

MAD HATTER
i talked to mom

POISON IVY
well? are you feeling
better now?

MAD HATTER
yeah, but i still need
a distraction

POISON IVY
don't go to a strip club
i'll end you immediately

MAD HATTER
what? of course no!
i need my drunk buddy

POISON IVY
oh no

MAD HATTER
oh yes 😏

POISON IVY

MAD HATTERPLEASE IVY PLEASE

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MAD HATTER
PLEASE IVY PLEASE

POISON IVY
no! remember the last time
we had a drink together?
you told me to hook up with
a guy in his forties and threw
up all over my clothes

POISON IVY
OH let's not forget you danced
like a stripper on the bar, yelling
at everyone to follow your moves
so nOPE

POISON IVY
i had enough to sacrifice my
dignity for you at that time

MAD HATTER
THAT WAS ONE TIME, IVY 😫

MAD HATTER
i promise it won't happen again!!

POISON IVY
people make promises only
to have it vandalized, brother

MAD HATTER
ah come on, ever since you're
dating tom holland you become
somewhat soft and rarely spare
a little time for your big brother

MAD HATTER
should i say luke is
better than tom?

POISON IVY

MAD HATTER😜

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MAD HATTER
😜

POISON IVY
you're gonna hope to no longer
compare tom with that piece
of trash again because sebastian,
i've practiced martial arts for
my role in mcu so i'm a good
fighter now

MAD HATTER
cOME WITH ME THEN
your brother has a lot of
problems in his plate
right now, don't you not
want him drowning in
depression and doing
stupid things?

POISON IVY
oh god i'm gonna regret this

MAD HATTER

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