Chapter 58: Fear Not, For I Am With You

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Song of the chapter "Do it again" by Elevation Worship.

[Unedited Chapter]💥

-Eli

*Does futbol narrator voice but like when Mario Mandžukić  playing*

LADIES AND GENTS, DON'T YOU DARE GO TO THE BATHROOM, CHANGE THE CHANNEL... OR TEXT YOUR GREAT AUNT DORISMELDA ABOUT THAT RASH,(it can wait)  FOR THERE MIGHT BE SOME HOPE!  WE GOT THE MARVELOUS ELI KRUPNIK ATTACKING ON THE RIGHT, AS HE'S ABOUT TO TAKE THE NINE-TEENTH SPOONFUL OF GELATO JUST IN TIME TO FREEZE TIME, OH WAIT NO, WE GOT EVIL AGATHA BLASTING MORE QUESTIONS, FOLLOWED BY DEATHLY GLARES TOWARDS JADE AND JOEL AHHH! AND JOEL TAKES ONE FOR THE TEAM,( YAY JOEL!!!) ALLOWING ELI TO GET HIS NINE-TEENTH SPOONFUL OF GELATO, AND BAM! JUST LIKE THAT, HE'S DONE IT AGAIN, ELI KRUPNIK, HAS STOPPED TIME, AND THUS GIVEN BEATIFUL PRINCESS PEAC--*ADELINA TORTELLINI MORE TIME!

and the crowd chanted "WOO--

"Eliezer, you will listen and look me in the eye when spoken to! I will not tolerate this level of rudeness from you now,  child!" I was rudely snapped out of my marvelous  day dream by none other than the mistress of manners, or more humbly known, as Ms.Agatha.

"Okay."


"Oh lord have mercy!" She huffed, " Is that the proper way to respond to your elderly?"She raised both of her hands up to the sky, the way I once saw people do it on a summer concert a few summers ago, for tatti's birthday.

"Ah, yes. Well, I mean no. I mean, yes ma'am. " I answered, while a drip of heavenly gelato dripped on my thumb.

" If you have the teensiest bit left of respect for me, then I beg you to please not even consider--Ugh!" Ms.Agatha cried out in horror as I licked my thumb.


"These are so so goo--"Jade was just beginning to say as she and Joel walked back to our small round table, at the airport, while Joel held his and Ms.Agatha's gelato in the other hand. "What's the matter?" He politely asked her.


"He's done it!" Ms.Agatha cried out in despair, as she glanced at me, "HE'S STILL DOING IT!


"What's he doing?" Jade licked her pinkie, just as a drip of gelato was about to escape onto her shirt.

Ms.Agatha's eyes widened in agony, as never before, as she took her gelato from Joel, before subtly getting up.  "I-I..." She cleared her throat, " resignedly, "I need some fresh air."


"But we're outside." Joel pointed at this very nice tree with a smiley face on its hollow, that had grown just outside the gelato shop.

siati felici e respira :)  *BE HAPPY AND BREATHE*

a sign below it read.

" BUT I DON'T WANNA BE HAPPY AND BREATHE!" she let out through gritted teeth,  composed her posture, fixed her skirt, and monotonously said to Joel, " You're in charge. I need five."

"Capisce." Joel winked at her.


Exactly 19 spoonfuls of coconut gelato later, ( I should know because I counted them) and the clock still dared to go on.

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