Here are some cut out funny conversations or small thoughts.
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"You alright?" A asks as I wipe the blood from my nose with my sleeve.
"Yeah, I'm alright."
"You sure?" Trever asks.
Did you not hear me the first time? I mean I have been being bullied for years now, trust me, you missed my 'I'm not okay faze.'
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I walk behind Mason to the back of the store and sure enough, there are five bikes all lined up.
Wait a moment, they don't expect to actually spread my legs and wrap my arms around them on the back of one of their bikes do they? Yeah like that's gonna happen. <-- Pro sarcasm right there. Take notes nerds.
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You ever see someone and realize they are not worthy of being cussed out because they shouldn't even be alive? Yeah? I see those people every day. And every day all I can think about is...
"I hope you die from stepping on a million Legos."
The ultimate punishment.
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"The I.C.C. will starts in ten," she says before walking off.
"So the International Coke Cookoff?" I say looking back to the guys.
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"I don't bite." The other fighter says with a chuckle and a grin on his lips.
I can't stand it when people say that, yeah cause the first thing I think when I meet someone is, 'holy s*&^ get a priest! This b&^%$ is gonna bite me!'
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"I heard the reason she almost punched him was because she was on her period," I hear one guy whisper.
I snap.
I quickly turn to him and look him dead in the eye as I stop in my tracks. Everyone's eyes are on me. I come closer to him and whisper,
"I started this sunny day by waking up in a pool on my own blood, how would you like me to end yours?"
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I scroll through different t.v. shows till finding Sponge Bob and just let the dumbness consume me. That's when I realized something.
If SpongeBob is absorbent and lives in Bikini Bottom, does that make him a living, talking, walking, tampon? Some girls have some radioactive s^%# in them.
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Teen Fiction"Just remember, if we get caught you're deaf and I don't speak English." "You're over thinking this, trust me. We won't get caught," he says with a smirk as he scans over my face, staring at my lips for a moment until stopping when his eyes meet min...
