Funny Deleted Scenes ;P

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Here are some cut out funny conversations or small thoughts.                                                                       

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"You alright?" A asks as I wipe the blood from my nose with my sleeve.

"Yeah, I'm alright."

"You sure?" Trever asks.

Did you not hear me the first time? I mean I have been being bullied for years now, trust me, you missed my 'I'm not okay faze.'

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I walk behind Mason to the back of the store and sure enough, there are five bikes all lined up. 

Wait a moment, they don't expect to actually spread my legs and wrap my arms around them on the back of one of their bikes do they? Yeah like that's gonna happen. <-- Pro sarcasm right there. Take notes nerds.

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You ever see someone and realize they are not worthy of being cussed out because they shouldn't even be alive? Yeah? I see those people every day. And every day all I can think about is...

"I hope you die from stepping on a million Legos."

The ultimate punishment.

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"The I.C.C. will starts in ten," she says before walking off.

"So the International Coke Cookoff?" I say looking back to the guys.

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"I don't bite." The other fighter says with a chuckle and a grin on his lips.

I can't stand it when people say that, yeah cause the first thing I think when I meet someone is, 'holy s*&^ get a priest! This b&^%$ is gonna bite me!'

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"I heard the reason she almost punched him was because she was on her period," I hear one guy whisper.

I snap. 

I quickly turn to him and look him dead in the eye as I stop in my tracks. Everyone's eyes are on me. I come closer to him and whisper,

"I started this sunny day by waking up in a pool on my own blood, how would you like me to end yours?"

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I scroll through different t.v. shows till finding Sponge Bob and just let the dumbness consume me. That's when I realized something.

If SpongeBob is absorbent and lives in Bikini Bottom, does that make him a living, talking, walking, tampon? Some girls have some radioactive s^%# in them.

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