Don't Fail Me [Boy X Boy]

♡Fourteen♡

“Well your face is scary! Like some salad fingers or something.” Ian defended

“Thanks! I love salad fingers and he’s cuter than you.” I smirked crossing my arms sitting criss cross looking at Ian

“What! I’m sexy as fuck and you’re just a hater.” Ian exclaimed looking at me

“What you talkin’ ‘bout fool I’m the one that’s sexy as fuck you’re just average.” I argued

“Boy you trippin’ I’m the one that’s sexy as fuck get yo dusty crusty tail outta here!” Ian roasted me.

“Is that supposed to hurt me?” I asked confused

“Uh well… kinda.” Ian said sadly

“Well you suck. SUCK DICK!” I yelled

“No I don’t fight me bitch!” Ian exclaimed

“Okay! Swing first you need it.” I smirked

“No I don’t!” Ian defended

“Pussy.” I emphasized the P

“At least I don’t have one.” Ian said sassily

“I have a very large dick for your information.” I boasted

“Mines bigger.” Ian argued

“Bet.” I smirked

“Bet.” Ian said seriously

“$100?” I suggested

“Okay.  There is a measuring tape in the drawer. Go in the bathroom. I have one in my nightstand. You must be prepared for these situations.” Ian said sounding like a professional.

“Okay…” I was impressed. I  took the measuring tape and went into the bathroom. This is weird. I quickly did it and pushed down the lever to keep the measuring tape from retracting. I opened the door and walked awkwardly over to the bed and sat down setting the measuring tape next to me.

“Well show me!” Ian exclaimed startling me.

“It’s embarrassing.” I looked away

“I have money on this just show me or I will cut you.” Ian threatened

“No need for violence okay dude!” I said handing him the measuring tape still extended.

“I don’t even wanna tell you mine just take the money…” Ian looked away.

“Wait… What? I actually won!?!?” I exclaimed

“Yeah... “ Ian said embarrassed

“By how much?” I asked

“1 inch…” Ian mumbled

“So your 6 ½ inches? That’s awesome! I know lots of guys who have 3 inch dicks!” I exclaimed

“Really who?” Ian asked

“One of them is Jaylen.” I laughed

“Oh god really?!?” Ian laughed

“Hey we should celebrate me moving in. I know it’s kind of a couple days late but I have an idea!” I smiled

“Yeah what?” Ian asked

“We should go to a bar. I know we’re underaged but this place honestly doesn’t care!” I suggested

“Sounds awesome!” Ian agreed happily “Let’s wait till tonight to go so my mom is asleep.”

“Okay.” I smiled