Don't Fail Me [Boy X Boy]

♡ Fourty-Two ♡

I looked at our clock as I threw away my Pringle's container.
Only 10:21? Wow. I looked around the living room boredly. I sighed and looked at Kas sleeping on the couch. He snored kinda loud which could get annoying very quickly. I smirked to myself before slowly walking over to the couch. I quickly but softly straddled Kas. I push myself up on my knees before quickly being myself down onto him. Kas quickly sat up and I pushed him back down laughing.
"Oh mierda." (Oh fuck)Kas said breathing heavily his heart pounding quickly.
"I thought I taught you better." I said shaking my head. "No speak espanol language in Murica or president sent you to espanol country." I said trying not to laugh.
"Ten metric tons of horny and racist just fell from the sky and pummeled my body through fifteen floors and into the bedrock of midtown." Kas said propping himself up in his elbows.
"If I'm ten metric tons you're 20." I crossed my arms.
"I can't deny nor agree that with statement." Kas smirked
"Goodbye." I said flatly getting up and walking away from the couch.
"Poor baby is flustered." Kas said in a baby voice.
"No I'm not!" I said flustered
"Ok fine then I'm going back to sleep because I'm tired." Kas yawned laying back down.
"You can't sleep! It's like 10:25 or something!" I whined
"And why not?" Kas said putting his arms behind his head his eyes closed.
"Because if you do I'm gonna pierce your foreskin." I smirked but wrenched on the inside from the imagined pain.
"Woah woah hey hey hey hey! No touching the merchandise." Kas said standing up quickly and holding his hands out in front of him.
"Hehehe!" I laughed weirdly physically
"Fuck You!" Kas said flipping me off with both hands.
"Really? When? I would really enjoy it but maybe next time try harder." I smiled
"Yeah you're dead." He said before running at me. I quickly ran away and stood behind the couch. He stood in front of it staring me down. I screamed like a school girl when Kas quickly reached over the couch and pulled me over.
"Oh Jesus my mother fuckin nipples Christ." I groaned as I collided with the floor
"What the fuck!" Kas laughed
"You've ruined me." I sighed
"So you now say oh Jesus my mother fucking nipples Christ?" Kas laughed
"Yes. Yes I do." I said flatly looking at