Don't Fail Me [Boy X Boy]

♡Thirteen♡

I wiped the saliva of my lips and chin.

“These pranks are just gonna escalate. You can tapout know or face the consequences.” I smiled

“Try me! I can take anything you’ve got!” Ian said cockily

“Oh really?” I smirked

“Really…” Ian said getting nervous

“Ok. We’ll continue in the morning I’m tired.” I said and slipped under the blankets.

“O-Okay” Ian said as he pulled the blankets over himself. I waited a few hours until I knew Ian was asleep. I quickly slipped out of the bed and sat on the ground. I wanna die. When can I get my own bed? Why does amazon suck? Why does amazon exist? Who or what is amazon? Is a amazon named after the amazing amazon women from Wonder Women? Why do I exist? What is the meaning of life? Who am I? Am I an alien? Am I a … No … I’m … A GIRAFFE! I stared blankly into space as I contemplated life and existence. My brain gets tired when I think to much so I kinda fell asleep … on the ground. It was shortly lived though.  I quickly jumped up my heart racing as I heard someone yell. I quickly fell back down as my eyes began showing black dots and I felt uneasy. Why does this have to happen when you get up to fast?

“Hey!” Ian called once again

“What?” I yawned rubbing my eyes

“I’ve been calling your name. You made me have to yell.” Ian said flatly

“Sorry! I was tired! What do you need?” I laughed nervously

“I wanted to know why you slept on the floor. It’s probably cold down there.” Ian said patting his bed inviting me to get on the bed. I slowly got up trying not to get nauseous again. I jumped on the bed and slithered under the covers finally realising how cold it actually was.

“Jesus how did I survive the night?” I exclaimed curling into a ball.

“I don’t know… But I think you might be a heater.” Ian smiled

“... Or a giraffe.” My jaw dropped I AM a giraffe!

“Is this what happens when people sleep on floors?” Ian smirked

“I had like a whole existential crisis about everything and concluded i'm a giraffe before I fell asleep.” I looked at him

“Wow. That’s pretty cool!” Ian smiled

“What? Why? How?” I stammered

“Know that you’ve questioned like everything you could like change the world because you’ve like seen that there are problems with reality! Or something.” Ian looked down “I confused myself.”

“Your face confuses me too but that’s okay.”