Hey! I'm back again!
Jay: *plays eye spy by himself*
Me: I sorta like this snow scene, except, everything is blue. Poor blue ninja, he's so alone and colorblind.
Jay: "Uugh! I spy something broken."
Me: The blue one makes a valid point. Did you knock a hole in your ship? ⛵️
Kai: *sigh* "If Sensei knows the way to the next Golden Weapon, why isn't he steering the ship? We've been drifting aimlessly for miles."
Me: So... they have no idea where they are going? Oh, well. They're going to be stuck searching for the Golden Weapon for the rest of their lives.
Sensei Wu: *talks about the Tornado of Creation* *pulls tea cup out of thin air*
Me: Four elements? Just four?! How does that create something out of nothing? I hope the tornado is shiny. Where did Sensei get the cup?
Kai: *attempts to copy Sensei Wu's motions* *brushes off Sensei Wu's warning*
Me: Eh, my whole class is just like the red one.
Cole: *ship crashes* "That wasn't me."
Me: Riiiight. That's what they all say.
Sensei Wu: "We are here."
Me: Where? I thought you were drifting aimlessly.
Zane: *pulls out the Shurikens of Ice*
Me: Are you blind?! Do you not see the jaws of a giant dragon right there?!
Zane: *gets frozen into a block of ice* ❄️
Me: Why didn't something like that happen with the first Weapon?
Jay, Cole, and Kai: *slide on the ice while using Zane as a sled*
Me: Wooohooo!!!
Jay: *grabs the Nunchucks of Lightning*
Wisp: *appears out of nowhere*
Me: Yikes!
All Ninja: *jump off and fly on Jay's revised wings*
Me: Wow. They're actually surviving.
Samukai: *laughs evilly*
Me: Ugh. These guys again!
All Ninja: *partying and dancing*
Sensei Wu: *dances* 🕺
Me: *cringes but can't help but laugh as well* I don't have any words for this.
Kai: *sees Nya and runs after her*
Me: No! Don't run away from the team. It may look like your sister, but it's obviously a trap!
Kai: *comes across the Fire Temple*
Me: Dude! Turn back and go get your team!
Garmadon: *reveals himself*
Me: I told you it was a trap.
Garmadon: "And that is why you are going to remove the Sword of Fire for me."
Me: What is the point of letting your enemy pull out the Weapon? If you're a shadow, how are you going to take it from the red ninja?
Nya: "You know it's a trap! I can free myself." *struggles* "Okay, that's tight."
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My Ninjago Thoughts [Season 1]
RandomThis is my weird story of how I became a Ninjago fan. + All my thoughts on each Ninjago season 1 episode. Hope you enjoy my craziness!