Fun Fact: I ship Jaya.
Cole: *draws picture during Nya's lecture*
Me: Hey, that's what I do when I get bored in class too.
Jay: *stares at Nya*
Me: Jay? What did you do to your hair?
Nya: "Excuse me, is someone wearing perfume? I'm severely allergic to perfume."
Me: Whoa, that's a weird thing to be allergic to.
Jay: "You told me it was men's cologne."
Kai: "Eh, I get them mixed up."
Me: If Nya's severely allergic to perfume, Kai could've accidentally killed her with his prank!
Zane: *flicks his humor switch off on his arm*
Me: Oh, I guess Zane also has a control panel on his arm. That's neat.
Jay: *tries to explain himself*
Nya: "I know it's just a cruel joke. I should be fine. Please, go fight snakes."
Me: Nya, pay attention! It's extremely obvious that Jay likes you.
Jay: "No, no, no. I was trying to impress you."
Me: Jay's so sweet.
Nya: "Impress me? But I look so..."
Jay: "Fantastic."
Me: Awwww, so cute!
Jay: *asks Nya out*
Me: Say yes, Nya. How could you resist such a cute, nervous guy?
Nya: "You mean like a... date?"
Jay: "Um... yeah."
Me: Duh, of course it's a date.
Nya: "Sure, I'd love to."
Me: Yay! Jay got a yes.
Jay: *accidentally pierces his hand on a Fangpyre fang*
Me: Uh-oh. That's not good.
*drop of poison leaks out of the Fangpyre fang*
Me: That's really not good!
Lord Garmadon: "Back in Ninjago, I was physically unable to hold all four Spinjitzu Weapons. But here, Dark Magic has stronger and what was once impossible is now possible." *reveals his four arms*
Me: Ugh! That is so freaky! I wouldn't trust Dark Magic. It always seems to backfire on the people who use it.
Lord Garmadon: *holds four weapons and runs at Sensei Wu*
Me: Four weapons, against one. That's so not fair.
Mud Monsters: *appear*
Me: Aaaahh! Those things look weird.
Lord Garmadon: "You don't belong here, old fool."
Me: If Sensei is an "old fool" and you are his older brother, does that make you an ancient fool?
Sensei Wu: "Your son's in danger!"
Lord Garmadon: *rescues Sensei Wu*
Me: So much for brotherly love.
YOU ARE READING
My Ninjago Thoughts [Season 1]
RandomThis is my weird story of how I became a Ninjago fan. + All my thoughts on each Ninjago season 1 episode. Hope you enjoy my craziness!