My Ninjago Thoughts [Season 1]

Episode 8: Once Bitten, Twice Shy

Fun Fact: I ship Jaya.

Cole: *draws picture during Nya's lecture*

Me: Hey, that's what I do when I get bored in class too.

Jay: *stares at Nya*

Me: Jay? What did you do to your hair?

Nya: "Excuse me, is someone wearing perfume? I'm severely allergic to perfume."

Me: Whoa, that's a weird thing to be allergic to.

Jay: "You told me it was men's cologne."

Kai: "Eh, I get them mixed up."

Me: If Nya's severely allergic to perfume, Kai could've accidentally killed her with his prank!

Zane: *flicks his humor switch off on his arm*

Me: Oh, I guess Zane also has a control panel on his arm. That's neat.

Jay: *tries to explain himself*

Nya: "I know it's just a cruel joke. I should be fine. Please, go fight snakes."

Me: Nya, pay attention! It's extremely obvious that Jay likes you.

Jay: "No, no, no. I was trying to impress you."

Me: Jay's so sweet. 

Nya: "Impress me? But I look so..."

Jay: "Fantastic."

Me: Awwww, so cute!

Jay: *asks Nya out*

Me: Say yes, Nya. How could you resist such a cute, nervous guy?

Nya: "You mean like a... date?"

Jay: "Um... yeah."

Me: Duh, of course it's a date.

Nya: "Sure, I'd love to."

Me: Yay! Jay got a yes.

Jay: *accidentally pierces his hand on a Fangpyre fang*

Me: Uh-oh. That's not good.

*drop of poison leaks out of the Fangpyre fang*

Me: That's really not good!

Lord Garmadon: "Back in Ninjago, I was physically unable to hold all four Spinjitzu Weapons. But here, Dark Magic has stronger and what was once impossible is now possible." *reveals his four arms*

Me: Ugh! That is so freaky! I wouldn't trust Dark Magic. It always seems to backfire on the people who use it.

Lord Garmadon: *holds four weapons and runs at Sensei Wu*

Me: Four weapons, against one. That's so not fair.

Mud Monsters: *appear*

Me: Aaaahh! Those things look weird.

Lord Garmadon: "You don't belong here, old fool."

Me: If Sensei is an "old fool" and you are his older brother, does that make you an ancient fool?

Sensei Wu: "Your son's in danger!"

Lord Garmadon: *rescues Sensei Wu*

Me: So much for brotherly love.