My Ninjago Thoughts [Season 1]

Episode 6: The Snake King

Fun Fact: I don't like snakes, but I do like learning about them.

Pythor: *uncovers the Lost City of Ouroboros*

Me: There's a lost city for snakes?! Gross!

Mailman: *chases after the Destiny's Bounty*

Me: This guy is everywhere.

Cole: "Too late. He's already hypnotized you and now you're under his control."

Zane: "Or he's already put you in a squeeze."

Kai: "Or spit on you with his hallucinatory venom. Trust me. Bad stuff."

Me: Hmm, you all seem to know this very well.

Jay: "We didn't lose it. Pythor stole it."

Me: Very true. Don't be too harsh on the ninjas, Sensei.

Jay: "The only thing decided about you, Zane, is that you're weird."

Me: That was just mean, Jay. Zane's not weird, he's unique.

Jay, Kai, and Cole: *get excited over the new outfits*

Zane: "The material is really light and breathable."

Me: Sweet little Zane. I absolutely love him.

Lloyd: "Nothing for me?"

Sensei Wu: "You get, uh... the box?"

Me: Poor Lloyd. He gets nothing.

Lloyd: *begs to go to Mega Monster Amusement Park*

Me: Let Lloyd go and have fun. He deserves it after getting a box from his uncle.

All Ninjas: *talk about their new ninja suits*

Me: Wow! The new suits look great!

Girls: *talk about how awesome and handsome Samurai X is*

Me: Now I feel a bit weird if the Samurai turns out to be Nya because of all of the girls that have a crush on Samurai X.

Nya: *shows up*

Me: Coincidence? I think not!

People: *talk about Samurai X*

Me: Looks like the ninjas have some good competition.

Sensei Wu: "Do I hear a hint of jealousy?"

Me: Yes, Sensei. Lots of jealousy.

Jay: "Not another less– Hey! How'd you get here so quick?"

Me: He's a Sensei. He defies logic all the time.

Sensei Wu: *says that iron sharpens iron and explains that competition will be good for the ninjas*

Me: There's another wise saying that I should write down.

Sensei Wu: "Ferris wheel!!" *runs toward ferris wheel*

Me: I just love how the other people at the park gasp at the sight of an old man running towards the ferris wheel.

Kai: *makes it a competition to find out the identity of Samurai X*

Me: It's so funny. As Kai is talking, he pulls out his sword and swings it around and scares a man who was walking by. I hope the ninjas don't let this competition get out of hand.

Zane: *gets mad and tries to throw a snowball at Samurai X*

Me: Chill, Zane. Everything is good.