Fun Fact: I don't like snakes, but I do like learning about them.
Pythor: *uncovers the Lost City of Ouroboros*
Me: There's a lost city for snakes?! Gross!
Mailman: *chases after the Destiny's Bounty*
Me: This guy is everywhere.
Cole: "Too late. He's already hypnotized you and now you're under his control."
Zane: "Or he's already put you in a squeeze."
Kai: "Or spit on you with his hallucinatory venom. Trust me. Bad stuff."
Me: Hmm, you all seem to know this very well.
Jay: "We didn't lose it. Pythor stole it."
Me: Very true. Don't be too harsh on the ninjas, Sensei.
Jay: "The only thing decided about you, Zane, is that you're weird."
Me: That was just mean, Jay. Zane's not weird, he's unique.
Jay, Kai, and Cole: *get excited over the new outfits*
Zane: "The material is really light and breathable."
Me: Sweet little Zane. I absolutely love him.
Lloyd: "Nothing for me?"
Sensei Wu: "You get, uh... the box?"
Me: Poor Lloyd. He gets nothing.
Lloyd: *begs to go to Mega Monster Amusement Park*
Me: Let Lloyd go and have fun. He deserves it after getting a box from his uncle.
All Ninjas: *talk about their new ninja suits*
Me: Wow! The new suits look great!
Girls: *talk about how awesome and handsome Samurai X is*
Me: Now I feel a bit weird if the Samurai turns out to be Nya because of all of the girls that have a crush on Samurai X.
Nya: *shows up*
Me: Coincidence? I think not!
People: *talk about Samurai X*
Me: Looks like the ninjas have some good competition.
Sensei Wu: "Do I hear a hint of jealousy?"
Me: Yes, Sensei. Lots of jealousy.
Jay: "Not another less– Hey! How'd you get here so quick?"
Me: He's a Sensei. He defies logic all the time.
Sensei Wu: *says that iron sharpens iron and explains that competition will be good for the ninjas*
Me: There's another wise saying that I should write down.
Sensei Wu: "Ferris wheel!!" *runs toward ferris wheel*
Me: I just love how the other people at the park gasp at the sight of an old man running towards the ferris wheel.
Kai: *makes it a competition to find out the identity of Samurai X*
Me: It's so funny. As Kai is talking, he pulls out his sword and swings it around and scares a man who was walking by. I hope the ninjas don't let this competition get out of hand.
Zane: *gets mad and tries to throw a snowball at Samurai X*
Me: Chill, Zane. Everything is good.
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My Ninjago Thoughts [Season 1]
RandomThis is my weird story of how I became a Ninjago fan. + All my thoughts on each Ninjago season 1 episode. Hope you enjoy my craziness!