Great Devourer: *swallows Sensei Wu*
Me: NOOOOOOOO! ☹️☹️☹️☹️ Who's going to lead the ninja now?!
Great Devourer: *looks at the Ninja*
Jay: "Maybe if we stand perfectly still..."
Me: That's a terrible idea, Jay. Don't stare at it! RUUUUUUUN!
Kai: "Ruuun!"
Me: Thank you for that wonderful suggestion, Kai.
Great Devourer: *chases after the Ninja*
Jay: *trips while running*
Me: Ahhhhhhh! Please don't get eaten!
Nya: "Fire up the engines."
Lloyd: *continues to stare out the window*
Nya: "I said, 'Fire up the engines!'"
Me: Hurry up, Lloyd! Stop staring at the deadly snake chasing your friends!
Great Devourer: *almost bites the Destiny's Bounty twice*
Me: *freaks out for the rest of the chase scene* Man, Nya is an awesome pilot! But that was still waaay to close for comfort!
Jay: "Does anyone else think the Great Devourer looks bigger than it did before?"
Me: *looks closely at the Great Devourer* No, I don't really see a difference.
Great Devourer: *grows*
Cole: "The more it consumes, the bigger it gets."
Me: That is extremely... TERRIFYING!!
Cole: "Don't throw anything else overboard!"
Kai: *throws Sensei Wu's teapot overboard*
Me: What did Cole just say, Kai?! Also, did Kai really think that one teapot would help them become lighter? I hope that the teapot doesn't have any magical tea in it that will make the Great Devourer get a big growth spurt.
Great Devourer: *makes the Destiny's Bounty crash*
Me: AAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH! 😱😱😱😱😱😱😱😱😱😱😱
Zane: "Goodbye, old friend."
Me: This is so sad and scary. Hurry up and get out of there!
Great Devourer: *eats the Destiny's Bounty*
All Ninja: "No!"
Me: Now that's adding insult to injury.
Kai: "That was too intense."
Me: You're telling me! My heart is still beating fast!!
Zane: "There is no time to rest. We need to warn people before it become bigger."
Me: Zane, not everyone can recover as quickly as you. Let our hearts get back to a normal rate!
Jay: *freaks out and starts rambling*
Me: This is why I like Jay. He is so funny when he freaks out and he helps relieve the tension.
Cole: "And what? Just give up?"
Jay: "You know as well as I do that we have no chance at stopping that thing."
Me: Jay has given up already? This isn't looking good.
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My Ninjago Thoughts [Season 1]
AcakThis is my weird story of how I became a Ninjago fan. + All my thoughts on each Ninjago season 1 episode. Hope you enjoy my craziness!