Fun Fact: I LOVE Zane!
Kai: "Ten minutes! He just broke his own record. The guy's inhuman!"
Me: Zane has been underwater for ten minutes! Check and make sure he hasn't drowned!
Zane: *pets fish*
Me: I've always wanted to pet a fish.
Kai: *runs across burning coals*
Me: Yeah! Go, Kai!
Jay: *balances on top of a tall building during a lightning storm*
Me: That looks so awesome and scary at the same time.
Cole: *lifts Jay, Nya, and weights at the same time*
Me: I wish I was as strong as Cole. I have noodle arms.
All Ninjas: *talks about how many pushups they do*
Me: I feel so weak. 😞
All Ninjas: *bow to Sensei Wu respectfully*
Me: Wow, I love how the ninjas show so much respect for Sensei after they realized they interrupted him.
Sensei Wu: *talks about the ninjas' True Potential*
Me: This True Potential thing sounds difficult to unlock.
Young Wu and Garmadon: *spar*
Me: *gasps* They've got bowl cuts like Lloyd! (Seriously, when I saw this, this was my first thought.)
Jay: *interrupts*
Me: Shut up, Jay.
First Spinjitzu Master: *works on the Four Golden Weapons of Spinjitzu*
Me: Oh... my... gosh... that's their father?! And he's got the Golden Weapons? Cool!
Young Garmadon: *gets bitten by the Great Devourer*
Me: Aaaaaaaahhh! Poor little Garmadon!
Great Devourer: *roars*
Me: That is a super disgusting and scary snake.
Young Garmadon: "Leave it! Leave me alone! I don't need you! I hate you!"
Me: I feel so bad for Garmadon's dad. That must be so heartbreaking to hear from your son.
Young Garmadon: "Ahh! It hurts! It's all Wu's fault!" *eyes turn red*
Me: So, Garmadon is evil and Wu gets blamed. Stupid snake!
Sensei Wu: "It was all my fault."
Me: Poor Wu, he's probably been living with all this guilt and misses his brother. It wasn't entirely his fault that his brother got turned evil.
Sensei Wu: *tells the ninjas to unlock their True Potentials and that he is going to go get help*
Me: Wouldn't it be more helpful if Sensei stayed to help guide the ninjas through the process? And what kind of help is he going to get?
Skales: *asks where the Four Silver Fangblades are*
Me: Yeah, Pythor. Where are they? *secretly hopes that the Serpentine will get bored and overthrow Pythor*
Pythor: "When five fangs unite as one, the path toward the Great Devourer has begun."
Me: Ewww, creepy snake prophecy.
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My Ninjago Thoughts [Season 1]
RandomThis is my weird story of how I became a Ninjago fan. + All my thoughts on each Ninjago season 1 episode. Hope you enjoy my craziness!