My Ninjago Thoughts [Season 1]

Episode 7: Tick Tock

Fun Fact: I LOVE Zane!

Kai: "Ten minutes! He just broke his own record. The guy's inhuman!"

Me: Zane has been underwater for ten minutes! Check and make sure he hasn't drowned!

Zane: *pets fish*

Me: I've always wanted to pet a fish.

Kai: *runs across burning coals*

Me: Yeah! Go, Kai! 

Jay: *balances on top of a tall building during a lightning storm*

Me: That looks so awesome and scary at the same time.

Cole: *lifts Jay, Nya, and weights at the same time*

Me: I wish I was as strong as Cole. I have noodle arms.

All Ninjas: *talks about how many pushups they do*

Me: I feel so weak. 😞 

All Ninjas: *bow to Sensei Wu respectfully*

Me: Wow, I love how the ninjas show so much respect for Sensei after they realized they interrupted him.

Sensei Wu: *talks about the ninjas' True Potential*

Me: This True Potential thing sounds difficult to unlock.

Young Wu and Garmadon: *spar*

Me: *gasps* They've got bowl cuts like Lloyd! (Seriously, when I saw this, this was my first thought.)

Jay: *interrupts*

Me: Shut up, Jay.

First Spinjitzu Master: *works on the Four Golden Weapons of Spinjitzu*

Me: Oh... my... gosh... that's their father?! And he's got the Golden Weapons? Cool!

Young Garmadon: *gets bitten by the Great Devourer*

Me: Aaaaaaaahhh! Poor little Garmadon!

Great Devourer: *roars*

Me: That is a super disgusting and scary snake.

Young Garmadon: "Leave it! Leave me alone! I don't need you! I hate you!"

Me: I feel so bad for Garmadon's dad. That must be so heartbreaking to hear from your son.

Young Garmadon: "Ahh! It hurts! It's all Wu's fault!" *eyes turn red*

Me: So, Garmadon is evil and Wu gets blamed. Stupid snake!

Sensei Wu: "It was all my fault."

Me: Poor Wu, he's probably been living with all this guilt and misses his brother. It wasn't entirely his fault that his brother got turned evil.

Sensei Wu: *tells the ninjas to unlock their True Potentials and that he is going to go get help*

Me: Wouldn't it be more helpful if Sensei stayed to help guide the ninjas through the process? And what kind of help is he going to get?

Skales: *asks where the Four Silver Fangblades are*

Me: Yeah, Pythor. Where are they? *secretly hopes that the Serpentine will get bored and overthrow Pythor*

Pythor: "When five fangs unite as one, the path toward the Great Devourer has begun."

Me: Ewww, creepy snake prophecy.