Sensei Wu: *sees the Great Devourer in a vision*
Me: *looks at the title of the episode* This is very bad. 🐍
Kai: *explains why the Fangblades can only be destroyed in Torchfire Mountain*
Me: I just realized that Great Devourer has really shiny teeth if the Fangblades came from it. And how is this Torchfire Mountain even hotter than an erupting volcano?
Jay: "Could someone pass the salt?"
Me: Jay, why are you putting salt on a sandwich? Am I the only one who finds this strange?
Cole: "Please. No one talk about food."
Me: Whoa, Cole. Are you feeling okay?
Jay: "Hey, Cole. You look a little green over there. How'd you like a mucus salt sandwich?"
Me: Excuse me? A what?! How'd you get mucus on the sandwich, Jay. Did you sneeze or something? On second thought, I don't even want to know. 🤢🤮
Nya: *says that Lloyd was a brat at first and that it's hard to believe that he's going to become the greatest ninja ever*
Me: I feel the same way, Nya. Plus, he needs a better haircut if he's going to be the greatest ninja ever.
Lloyd: *talks in a fake accent*
Me: Lloyd... please never talk like that again.
Lloyd: *gets slapped around on the training course*
Me: That would be me too.
Pythor: *appears and ties Lloyd up*
Me: Aaaagh! Pythor! Lloyd is just a kid. Don't tie him up.
Kid: *sees the Destiny's Bounty and tells his mom about it*
Mother: *corrects her son and doesn't seem to believe him*
Me: Poor boy. Reminds me of when I tried explaining that I really like Ninjago to my friend. 😞
Jay: "It's roasting out here!"
Me: Since Zane is the Ice Ninja, is he affected by heat more than the others?
Kai: "If you can't stand the heat, get out of the kitchen."
Me: Ok then. *gets out of the kitchen*
Sensei Wu: "You do not need my approval to finish the task."
Me: He's right. Hurry and just throw them off the side of the Bounty before Python steals them!
Jay: "But, Sensei–"
Sensei Wu: "Butts are for sitting."
Me: Nice one, Sensei. 😏👍🏼
Sensei Wu: "And besides, there will come a time when you will have to go on without me."
Kai: "Sensei, you're talking crazy. You've been alive for like... forever."
Me: That's probably his point, Kai. He's old. He has to die sometime. Although I think his death is a long ways away.
Zane: "What he is trying to say is you are like the sunrise. We cannot begin a day without you."
Me: Wow, Zane makes it sound so poetic and beautiful. I love Zane!
Sensei Wu: "Ah, but even the sun must go down so a new day begins."
Me: Yeah, but the sun comes back the next day.
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My Ninjago Thoughts [Season 1]
RandomThis is my weird story of how I became a Ninjago fan. + All my thoughts on each Ninjago season 1 episode. Hope you enjoy my craziness!