My Ninjago Thoughts [Season 1]

The Way of the Ninja

I will be showing you my thoughts on the first pilot episode. Keep in mind that most of these thoughts will be from when I first started watching Ninjago or just plain old humor. As we get into the later seasons, I will start sounding like I know what I'm talking about.

The Way of the Ninja

Sensei Wu: *walking towards the Four Weapons shop*

Me: Of course! You cannot have a ninja show without an old man with a long beard. 👴🏼

Kai: *pulls out a deformed sword*

Me: Who is this guy? 

Kai and Nya: *talk to each other*

Me: Oh, so that's what their names are. And they're siblings? Cool!

Sensei Wu: *starts babbling about metal and ninjas*

Me: This is not what I was expecting his voice to sound like.

Kai: "Ninja? You're a long way from finding a ninja in these parts, old man. And the shop is called Four Weapons, not for browsing. Either buy something or go peddle your insults somewhere else."

Me: I don't think that is the best way to get someone to buy something from your shop.

Sensei Wu: *disappears* 

Me: That happens with all mysterious old men.

Nya: "What is it?"

Me: Ummmm. Were you not paying attention to the old man that walked into your shop?

Skulkin: *appear out of nowhere in a cloud darkness*

Me: Whoa, that got interesting quickly. 

Kruncha and Nuckal: *act like idiots*

Me: The cliche of stupid enemies. This is why I am not afraid of the skeletons.

Samukai: Just remember what we're after and find that map!

Me: What map?

Samukai: "BOO!"

Farmers: *scream and flee in terror*

Me: Cowards! And why do the farmers all look the same?

Nya: *comes out and starts fighting the Skulkin*

Me: Oh yeah! Girl power!

Kruncha and Nuckal: *find the map behind the sign by being dumb*

Me: Well, that's a stupid hiding place!

Samukai: *pulls out four daggers*

Kai: Oops!

Me: Ruuuuuuun!

Sensei Wu: "NINJAGO!" *does Spinjitzu*

Me: Ooooh! The tornado is so shiny and golden. 🌪

Kai: *struggles to get up*

Me: Really?! Classic horror show.

Sensei Wu: *saves Kai with Spinjitzu*

Me: So shiny!

Samukai: "Lord Garmadon says take the girl!"

Sensei Wu: *obviously knows who Garmadon is*

Me: Who is Lord Garmadon? I'm so lost!

Nya: *gets kidnapped*

Me: I thought this was a kid's show.