I will be showing you my thoughts on the first pilot episode. Keep in mind that most of these thoughts will be from when I first started watching Ninjago or just plain old humor. As we get into the later seasons, I will start sounding like I know what I'm talking about.
The Way of the Ninja
Sensei Wu: *walking towards the Four Weapons shop*
Me: Of course! You cannot have a ninja show without an old man with a long beard. 👴🏼
Kai: *pulls out a deformed sword*
Me: Who is this guy?
Kai and Nya: *talk to each other*
Me: Oh, so that's what their names are. And they're siblings? Cool!
Sensei Wu: *starts babbling about metal and ninjas*
Me: This is not what I was expecting his voice to sound like.
Kai: "Ninja? You're a long way from finding a ninja in these parts, old man. And the shop is called Four Weapons, not for browsing. Either buy something or go peddle your insults somewhere else."
Me: I don't think that is the best way to get someone to buy something from your shop.
Sensei Wu: *disappears*
Me: That happens with all mysterious old men.
Nya: "What is it?"
Me: Ummmm. Were you not paying attention to the old man that walked into your shop?
Skulkin: *appear out of nowhere in a cloud darkness*
Me: Whoa, that got interesting quickly.
Kruncha and Nuckal: *act like idiots*
Me: The cliche of stupid enemies. This is why I am not afraid of the skeletons.
Samukai: Just remember what we're after and find that map!
Me: What map?
Samukai: "BOO!"
Farmers: *scream and flee in terror*
Me: Cowards! And why do the farmers all look the same?
Nya: *comes out and starts fighting the Skulkin*
Me: Oh yeah! Girl power!
Kruncha and Nuckal: *find the map behind the sign by being dumb*
Me: Well, that's a stupid hiding place!
Samukai: *pulls out four daggers*
Kai: Oops!
Me: Ruuuuuuun!
Sensei Wu: "NINJAGO!" *does Spinjitzu*
Me: Ooooh! The tornado is so shiny and golden. 🌪
Kai: *struggles to get up*
Me: Really?! Classic horror show.
Sensei Wu: *saves Kai with Spinjitzu*
Me: So shiny!
Samukai: "Lord Garmadon says take the girl!"
Sensei Wu: *obviously knows who Garmadon is*
Me: Who is Lord Garmadon? I'm so lost!
Nya: *gets kidnapped*
Me: I thought this was a kid's show.
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My Ninjago Thoughts [Season 1]
RandomThis is my weird story of how I became a Ninjago fan. + All my thoughts on each Ninjago season 1 episode. Hope you enjoy my craziness!