My Ninjago Thoughts [Season 1]

Episode 4: Never Trust a Snake

Fun Fact: I stopped hating Lloyd in this episode.

Falcon: "Wake up, Zane. I know where you come from."

Me: I knew there was something different about that falcon!

Zane: *hits his head on the top bunk*

Me: Is Zane dreaming within a dream or something?

Zane: "Where are the others?"

Sensei Wu: "Training on the upper deck."

Zane: *walks out onto the empty upper deck*

Me: *gasps* Sensei lied!!!!!!

Zane: *talks to the Falcon*

Me: I find it so adorable that Zane has a connection to the Falcon.

Garmadon: *sneaks up behind Zane*

Me: Oh no, he's back! Watch out, Zane!

Lord Garmadon: *talks about how he'll recreate ninjago in his own image*

Me: That's all he wants? Seriously?!

Lord Garmadon: *grabs Zane, throws him, and almost crushes him*

Me: Aaaaaaaaaaaah!

Green Ninja: *saves Zane and beats up Lord Garmadon*

Me: Yay! Go Green Ninja!

Zane: "Who are you? Kai, is that you?"

Me: Ummm... I'm guessing it's either Kai or Jay.

Zane: *gets surrounded by Falcons*

Me: Yep, this is definitely a dream.

Zane: "How come no one awakened me?"

Kai: "We didn't think you wanted us to. You looked like you were having some dream."

Me: If Zane is late, it's your fault for not waking him up.

Zane: "How do I know this isn't a dream–

Cole: *slaps Zane with a pillow*

Me: Oh wow, that was really helpful of you, Cole.

Zane: "No... thank you for your help."

Me: Wait, was that sarcasm or was Zane being real?

Jay: "Woah, Zane, everytime you see that bird, something big happens."

Me: Yeah, I can't wait to see more of the Falcon.

Zane: "This time, it showed me the Green Ninja."

Kai, Jay, and Cole: "The Green Ninja?!!!!"

Me: Chill out, people! It's just a guy wearing green clothes.

Sensei Wu: "That looks like the Shocked Monkey. Bad form. More focus."

Me: Ha! 🙈🙊🙉

Sensei Wu: *pulls Kai's hair*

Me: Ouch! I know how that feels.

Sensei Wu: "What was so important to ignore my teachings?"

Kai: "Uhh... nothing."

Jay: "It was nothing, Sensei."

Cole: "Yeah, we don't talk while you teach."

Zane: "Everyone was paying attention."