2 dares!

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Hey everypony! I have a two dares from AllstarheroCharacter!! "I dare you to put red hot peppers in Soarin's Apple pie and To sing You're welcome from Mona"

Yikes! Seems a bit scary... But evil... *evil laugh* I'm ready...

Soarin: Hey Cheese! Pinkie said that you needed to see me!

Me: Perfect timing Soarin! I have an apple pie for you!

Soarin: Woah! Thanks dude... *Grabs Pie*

Me: Oops! Look at the time! I must go! Have fun with your Pie.. I must go visit mine...

Soarin: Okay! Have fun, See you around Cheese.

Me: *runs*

Soarin: Time to eat this beauty.. *takes a bite and eyes start to water as he mouth starts to burn* WHAT THE HAY IS IN THIS DEMONIC PIE?! *finds water on the floor and drinks it*

Rainbow Dash: Umm... Soar... Are you okay?

Soarin: *looks up* Pfft. Of course Dash... Why?

Rainbow: You just Drank dirty water from the ground...

Soarin: I-I Have to go bye! *Flys off*

RD: Okay...
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Me: Boneless 2! What's the next dare..?

Boneless 2: ~

Me: Sing "You're welcome" With Flash?! Cool!

Flash: Hey... I heard you needed me?

Me: It's singing time!

Flash: I don't sign Cheese!

Me: Do it for Twilight!

Flash: *blushes* Fine!

Me: Ok, ok, I see what's happening here. You're face to face with greatness, and it's strange
You don't even know how you feel
It's adorable! Well, it's nice to see that humans never change

Flash: Open your eyes, let's begin
Yes, it's really me, it's Maui: breathe it in! I know it's a lot: the hair, the bod!
When you're staring at a demi-god

Both: What can I say except you're welcome
For the tides, the sun, the sky
Hey, it's okay, it's okay
You're welcome
I'm just an ordinary demi-guy

Me: Hey! What has two thumbs that pulled up the sky. When you were waddling yay high, This guy!

When the nights got cold
Who stole you fire from down below
You're lookin' at him, yo

Flash: Oh, also I lassoed the sun You're welcome! To stretch the days and bring you fun

Also I harnessed the breeze
You're welcome! To fill your sails and shake your trees

Both: So what can I say except you're welcome For the islands I pulled from the sea There's no need to pray, it's okay, You're welcome! Ha, I guess it's just my way of being me
You're welcome!
You're welcome!

Me: Well, come to think of it
Kid, honestly I can go on and on
I can explain every natural phenomenon
The tide, the grass, the ground, oh
That was Maui just messing around

I killed an eel
I buried its guts
Sprouted a tree, now you got coconuts
What's the lesson
What is the take-away
Don't mess with Maui when he's on the break-away

Flash: And the tapestry here on my skin
Is a map of the victories I win
Look where I've been
I make everything happen
Look at that mini-Maui just tippity-tappin'

Well, anyway let me say you're welcome
For the wonderful world you know
Hey, it's okay, it's okay
You're welcome!
Well, come to think of it, I gotta go

Both: Hey, it's your day to say you're welcome
'Cause I'm gonna need that boat
I'm sailing away, away
You're welcome!
'Cause Maui can do anything but float

You're welcome!
You're welcome!
And thank you!

Me: Whew! That was fun! Thanks! I have to go now! See you all later bye everypony! Have a great day!!

Flash: Bye..

Me: *Dabs* Byeee!

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