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Static Electricity

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Since I can't think of anything, this is how I feel...

Static Electricity

Neil Hilborn

In second grade we did an experiment with static electricity, 
We rubbed balloons on our heads 
And stuck them to walls. 
And kissing you is kinda like that. 
My hair stands on end, 
I get shocked when I touch things 
And I want to tell you stupid stuff like 
Kissing you is a bundle of kittens 
Colliding with my face at.5 miles an hour 
It's like being shot with a dart gun made of hummingbirds 
That shoots darts made of hummingbirds 
And your lips are so soft I can't actually tell when we are touching 
Like braiding hair underwater 
Like napping under a blanket filled with rainbows and clouds 
And your favorite books 
When you kiss me the cartoon devil and angel on my shoulder 
Climb into my ears 
Lick all of my neurons 
And start fucking on my brainstem 
If you were a 300 pound professional weight lifter 
And I were a Kia Sorento 
You could drag me anywhere 
Kissing you is patient and impossibly slow 
Like peeling paint off the wall with glittery stickers 
Or cooking a turkey with a lighter 
You remind me of the time in second grade 
When Bethany Hopkirk 
Called me a freak face and stabbed me in the arm with a pencil 
Cause Kissing you is kinda like that 
Unhealthy and will probably result in disfigurement 
But baby, bring on the facial scars and lead poisoning 
Cause when you kiss me you are dangling me off a bridge by a belt 
You are the screen door of my childhood 
All taste and swinging 
So full of holes you could never keep anything in
You are every black eye 
You're a semitruck and I'm a turtle with two broken legs 
And a broken heart 
You are illegal fireworks falling down stairs together 
Driving on four flat tires 
Playing Frisbee at night with a saw blade 
Kissing you is like falling out of a 37 story window 
Exploding into a cloud of robins and reappearing on the ground with my mouth full of feathers 
And when I can't kiss you 
I try to find the static electricity in my apartment 
I dig around in light sockets 
Change lightbulbs with my teeth 
And make out with the toaster 
And I know we've only been seeing eachother for a couple weeks 
But baby when you kiss me 
I can't remember my middle name 
Or which one is my left foot. 
So come over tonight 
We'll shuffle around the apartment in our socks 
And we'll let our lips drift toward each other 
Like tectonic plates made 
Out of kittens.

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