Ch. 6- Shipping Battle #1

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Peggy POV

Angelica- All rise for the judge.

    Today, Eliza and Alex aren't at the shipping club, which makes it the perfect day to talk about Operation: Hamliza. I looked around and saw all the members of the court, aka the club members, rise while I walked in. I sat down on my throne and banged the gavel.

Peggy- Order in the court! You may now be seated.

    Everyone sat down. Time to pull out "The Board". I clap my hands for my assistant to pull out the board. I had my pointer in hand, a marker, and a penny. Now, it's time to begin.

Peggy- Ladies and gentlemen of the court, bear with me. I know that we were originally going to talk about the latest gossip, provided by our very own Hercules Mulligan. But, we have a new agenda. Sorry, Herc.

Hercules- It's ok. It's not like I spend a whole dAY TRYING TO FIND THIS INFORMATION!! I'M TOTALLY FINE!

Peggy- Anywaaaaays, today is very important....

Thomas-....and?

Peggy- And what?

Thomas- You.... you literally just said that we had something important that we're doing today.

Peggy- So?

Thomas- Soooo... what is it?!

Peggy- What's what?

Thomas- I SWEAR TO GOD, YOU LITTLE PIECE OF-

Lafayette- Mon ami, please!

Thomas- *huff* Fine. Ahem, my apologies your honor.

Peggy- Wait, why are you sorry?

THOMAS- OH MY-


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Peggy- Order- order in the- I SAID ORDER IN DA COOOOOURT!!!!!! Thank you for sponsoring this meeting, random video that the author found and almost cried while watching it! Anyways, what I was saying before a dick interrupted me,

    I gestured towards a tied up Thomas-the-tank. 

Peggy- We are here today to talk about Hamliza.

Hercules- What type of Irish dish is that? 

Angelica- It's the ship name for Alexander and Eliza, you dip wad!

Hercules- Yeah, I knew that...

Peggy- Anyways, I would like to start with some evidence that this should be a thing. Attorney Burr, please state your case.

Burr- Thank you, your honor. Ladies and gentlemen, let me take you back to a day ago. Yesterday, at exactly 12:45 pm, the day when all of this started. May I please call up to the stand, Ms. Theodosia?

    Theodosia quickly got up, nodded and smiled at me, and when to the stand and got sworn in. She took her seat.

Burr- Now Ms. Theodosia, what happen at 12:45 pm yesterday? What were you doing?

Theodosia- My friends and I were walking to put our trays up.

Burr- Ok, do you happen to see your friends here this evening? Describe them.

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