Smexy

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Baz: I identify as morosexual. I am attracted to dumbasses, or better yet, somewhat gay dumbasses. One time Simon asked me what taco was in Spanish and I almost came then and there.

Simon: I thought you were British?

Baz: holy fuCK

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