Carry On Characters as Things My Friends Have Said Pt.4

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Simon: I play Minecraft on hardcore mode because my whole life is on hardcore mode

Baz: I'm only gay for k-pop idols

Penny: *eating turkey from a bag* god this turkey is so fucking DRY!

Agatha: my closet used to be filled with WebKinz

Ebb: farming is my passion. Fuck you, it is a very valid passion!

The Mage: there is only one winged creature I trust, and that is a crow

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