Simon: if anyone tries to stab you just say "I have too much swagger for that dagger", and then will leave you alone!
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Carry On Crack
RandomIf you love our gay vampire boy and our disaster dragon boy from Rainbow Rowell's "Carry On" then you will love this shit storm. Enjoy! (Memes and highly professional edited photos included)
Wise Words from The Chosen One
Simon: if anyone tries to stab you just say "I have too much swagger for that dagger", and then will leave you alone!
