Aunt Fiona

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Door to door salesman: *knocks on the Pitche's door*

Fiona: *looks outside the window* ughhh I don't wanna answer that

5 y/o Baz: what is it Aunty Fiona?

Fiona: just some people who need to get the fuck off our property. Could you go ask them to leave Baz?

Baz: ok

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Baz: *answers the door*

Salesmen: hello son, would you be inter-

Baz: my Aunty Fiona says to get tHE FUCK OFF OUR PROPERTY

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