Door to door salesman: *knocks on the Pitche's door*
Fiona: *looks outside the window* ughhh I don't wanna answer that
5 y/o Baz: what is it Aunty Fiona?
Fiona: just some people who need to get the fuck off our property. Could you go ask them to leave Baz?
Baz: ok
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Baz: *answers the door*
Salesmen: hello son, would you be inter-
Baz: my Aunty Fiona says to get tHE FUCK OFF OUR PROPERTY
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Carry On Crack
RandomIf you love our gay vampire boy and our disaster dragon boy from Rainbow Rowell's "Carry On" then you will love this shit storm. Enjoy! (Memes and highly professional edited photos included)