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Simon: hey Agatha, can I have some of your chips?

Agatha: Simon, I gave you food earlier. And you didn't pay for these. Get you own.

Simon: *grumpy* fine

*hours later*

Simon: *gossiping* you know Penny, I give Agatha nothing but kindness, and all she gives me is a big ol' bitch slap to my heart!

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