Carry On Characters as Things My Friends Have Said Pt.2

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Simon: Fucking fresh ramen

Baz: Everyone likes to get a little wet sometimes

Penny: I'm gonna pretend to not speak English so I don't have to talk to your dad

Agatha: Shister needs her morning exercise

The Mage: There's too many things! *hands shake furiously*

Ebb: When a tree falls in the forest and there's no one there to hear it....IS SOMEONE STABBING YOU?!?!?

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