Simon: *walking into the flat* hey Baz! Penny? Can one of you get me a washcloth and a bandaid
Baz: why do you need that
Simon: *clutching his side* oh, I was mugged. No big deal :)
Baz: WHAT THE FUCK. WHAT DID HE DO?!
Simon: oh, I was just lightly stabbed. That's why I need the bandaid
Baz: you were stabbed?!
Simon: I was lightly stabbed
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Carry On Crack
RandomIf you love our gay vampire boy and our disaster dragon boy from Rainbow Rowell's "Carry On" then you will love this shit storm. Enjoy! (Memes and highly professional edited photos included)