Love Advice With Basil

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Dev: hey Baz, can you help me? There's this girl I really like but I don't know how to get her attention. And I mean, you got the chosen one, and I'm sure you could help. So... what should I do?

Baz: *sweats nervously*

Baz: ummm ok

Baz: so first of all, you're going to have to reach out your hand

Dev: m'k? *reaches out his hand*

Baz: ok good. And now push her down the stairs!

Baz: and then make fun of her for nearly 8 years!

Baz: and then kiss her in a ring of fure in the forest!

Baz: and then she will surely be yours

Dev: ...

Dev: what the actual fuck

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