Re;birth Hacker

Rewrite: Praise The Overlord

"Whew. this place really is 'home'. The bed is comfy, games all over, and pudding's stocked in the fridge!" Neptune flops onto the bed with a sigh. We recently returned from Lastation, Noire went off to rebuild her nation, and she said she'd keep an eye out for the KeyFragment. So, we returned to Compa's place to relax. I tap my Cyatch+, which still seems to be out of power. I haven't been able to contact the others since I got here. Neptune grabs a controller and starts playing Forever Sword. IF watches Neptune with disappointment. "Great way to greet the new chapter. Slacking off and all." Neptune looks up at IF. "You're so serious, Iffy. We did a lot at Lastation, so give me a break." IF sighs. "Give you a break? Well, maybe if the break wasn't over a week already." I look down at my Cyatch+. "Time skip already?" Neptune groans. "C'mon, now's my only chance to cozy with the puddings, you dig? Who's gonna kick back now? It's me, yo!" IF sighs. "Really? She's the CPU for Planeptune?" Compa walks over with a tray of pudding. "Nep-Nep. I made some tasty-tasty milk pudding." Neptune grabs a pudding from the tray. "Yay! Pudding! Milk Pudding! Milky-milk pudding!" IF sighs as Neptune takes a bite from her pudding. "Compa, you really have to stop treating Nep like a queen." Compa rubs the back of her head. "I know, but seeing Nep-Nep melt away with my pudding is just so cute!" ~ "Amen!" IF glares at me. Neptune devours the pudding. "Compa! This pudding is the bomb! Can I get some more of these morsels?!" Compa nods and walks over to the kitchen. "I'm happy you like them, Nep-Nep. More coming right up!" IF sighs. "These two... Well, I guess it's better than being in peril now. I suppose enjoying the moment isn't bad. Well, I better get started..."

Neptune peers over IF's shoulder. "Iffy, whatcha doing? Single player checkers? Single player rummy?" IF looks over at Neptune. "Oh, Shut it. No, I was just checking the Goddess' blog." Surprised Neptune is surprised. "Huh? The goddesses are bloggers? Even Noire?" IF shakes her head. "No, only the CPU for Leanbox, Lady Green Heart, has a blog." Disappointed Nep-Nep is disappointed. "Shucks. If Noire had one, I was gonna tease her over her entries." IF and I, both say in unison. "Wow, that's low..." Neptune ignores us and continues the conversation. "Anyways, what kind of stuff does she have up there? Like some pic shot of her licking pizzas, or a self-made fantasy poem?!" IF glares at Neptune with dejecting eyes. "You really think a goddess would post random junk like that?" Neptune slides up against IF and looks at her cell phone screen. "Let me see there... 'Monsters have been appearing of recent. Please be wary..." IF smirks. "See? Lady Green Heart isn't a goofer like you. Now give me back my cell." Neptune looks closer at the cell. "Oh, wait, Iffy! There's a hidden link here." IF takes back her cell. "What idiotic nonsense are you saying now..? Wait, you're right." Neptune grabs IF's phone. "Let's see what's there! *click*" IF tries to stop Neptune, but in lesser terms... She was too slow. Neptune starts reading off the cite. "'Welcome to my hidden page. I will be posting my private diary here." Shocked IF is shocked. "L-Lady Green Heart's diary?! Y-You shouldn't read others diaries!" Neptune activates taunt mode. "Oh yeah, sure. I bet Iffy is going to check it out yourself, right?" It's super effective. "M-Me? Look at L-L-Lady Green H-H-Heart's private life? N-N-No!" And once again, amazing blackmail material. Neptune pats IF's shoulder. "Way to look calm there, Iffy..." I think Neptune broke IF. "I-I-I-I-I would n-n-never do su-such a th-th-thing!" I would call bull$#!%, but I'm tired. So I'll call bull$#!% in the form of bull$#!% itself. Bull$#!%!! But, I just idle and let Neptune do the talking. "C'mon, let's just read it out loud! Let's see now... 'I bought 6 new games. My backlog is getting too big... I can't wait to get my [Tsundere Otaku Eyeglasses Set]'. Hey, that's the limited edition released by the Otomate branded company. Let's see... 'Can't play 4 Goddesses Online with the server error. :(' So, I guess Lady Green Heart is a gamer? What's 4 Goddesses Online anyway?" I tap Neptune on the shoulder. "Um... Neptune..? I think you broke IF..." I point to IF, who was sitting on the ground, muttering something. "M-My image of Lady Green Heart... It's crumbling..." Neptune laughs. "Oh, did the difference between image and reality shock you, Iffy?" IF immediately perks up. Too fast of a recovery if you ask me. "I know! Basilicom must have made this to give her a more natural image. My Lady Green Heart would never be this much of a gamer!" Neptune continues to taunt IF. "Well, coming from a gamer like me, she smells like a full-blast gamer!"