(..... So just how many of you reading this are my children? Like how many of you see me as your mother, and then how !amy see me as your Senpai?)
Zane: Man I am looking forward to school today!
Gene: Did you fall?
Zane: .... No?
Gene: Hit you hit your head?
Zane: No.
Gene: Then what is wrong with you!?
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Gene: Fortnite dance challenge!
*everyone is doing Fortnite dances, a few being Dante and The Robot, Laurance and Electro Shuffle, Zenix and Groove Jam*
Gene: Zane, which one are you doing?
Zane: *doing the Squat Kick dance*
Gene: Don't skip Leg Day.
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Zane: *just watched episode 13 of 13 Reasons Why*
Gene: *walks in with the pizza* Pizza is here--!!
*the entire house is burned to the ground*
Gene: Where are we gonna live?
Zane: I don't know about you, but I'm moving back in with parents.
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Gene: Zane is that a weed!?
Zane: Yeah... so what--
Gene: I'm calling your paRENTS--
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Zane: Imagine if every time Dante played Fortnite, I died in real life.
Gene: .....
Gene: *breaks Dante's phone*
Dante: *gasp*
Dante: B-BUT THE EMOTES!!
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Zane: *wakes up*
Zane: Do I really need an education?
Gene: No, but you need me.
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Gene: Keep eating all those marshmallows, and you'll become one.
Zane: *gasps* I WANNA BE A MARSHMALLOW!!!
Gene: I meant you'll get fat.
Zane: ..... *starts crying*
Gene: .... Oh no....
Zane: I DON'T WANNA BE FAT!!!
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Gene: How are you so good at jumping off of rooftops and not dying!?
Zane: I've been getting lessons from Laurance.
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Gene: So he's small and round, pink, and likes to do a lot of sucking?
Gene: Yeeeaaah..... sounds pretty gay to me.
Zane: Don't yoU TALK SHIT ABOUT KIRBY--
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Zane: I want you to be my "B" word.
Gene: Me too.
Zane: Y-You wanna be my boyfriend too!?
Gene: No.
Zane: Then what's your "B" word?
Zane: ..... Oh no.
