Is it just me, or does the cover for this book look like Gene's about to rape Zane?
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Zane: *bent over, cleaning the bathroom*
Gene: *about to risk it all (what does this even mean)*
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MCD!Gene: Hey--
MS!Zane: *growls loudly*
MCD!Gene: *screams*
MCD!Gene: GET YOUR FUCKING ZANE BITCH!
MS!Gene: He doesn't bite.
MCD!Gene: BITCH--
MCD!Gene: YES THE FUCK HE DO--
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MS!Gene: I need some advice...
MCD!Zane: Love advice? Trust me, I'm the expert.
MCD!Zane: I've experienced everything--
MS!Zane: Says the virgin.
MS!Gene & MCD!Zane: *stare at him* ....
MCD!Gene: Well...
MCD!Gene: I can change that~.
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*MS!Gene, PDH!Gene, MCD!Gene, PDH!Zane, and MS!Zane are all chilling*
MCD!Zane: *walks in with a 20 inch sausage* Hey peasants.
Everyone: *looks at him*
MCD!Zane: Guess what I can do.
MS!Zane: Be a nasty masochistic hoe?
MCD!Zane: Besides that.
PDH!Zane: Show us.
MCD!Zane: *deepthroats the 20 inch sausage with no trouble*
MS!Zane: *disgusted*
PDH!Zane: *confused as all hell*
PDH!Gene: *covers PDH!Zane's eye*
MS!Gene: *spits out drink*
MCD!Gene: *ultimate lenny face*
MCD!Zane: I never knew I could do that.
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MCD!Gene: *walking with the other two*
MS!Gene: Oh look it's Zane.
PDH!Gene: My Zane.
PDH!Zane: *hands each of them a yellow balloon with a smiley face*
PDH!Zane: I have no soul.
PDH!Zane: Have a great day!
MCD!Gene: I have no soul either.
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PDH!Zane: I finally got my life together!
MCD!Zane: Should we tell him?
MS!Zane: Give it a few seconds.
*45 seconds later*
PDH!Zane: So if Gene graduates then he's leaving the school and never coming back?
MS!Zane: Yeah.
PDH!Zane: That was a nice 45 seconds of being happy.
MS!Zane: Yeah.
PDH!Gene: *breaks down door* WHERE'S MY SUPER SUIT--
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MS!Zane: OMI don't look now but the person behind you--