When Your Brain Don't Work Like It Used To Before--

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Is it just me, or does the cover for this book look like Gene's about to rape Zane?

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Zane: *bent over, cleaning the bathroom*

Gene: *about to risk it all (what does this even mean)*

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MCD!Gene: Hey--

MS!Zane: *growls loudly*

MCD!Gene: *screams*

MCD!Gene: GET YOUR FUCKING ZANE BITCH!

MS!Gene: He doesn't bite.

MCD!Gene: BITCH--

MCD!Gene: YES THE FUCK HE DO--

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MS!Gene: I need some advice...

MCD!Zane: Love advice? Trust me, I'm the expert.

MCD!Zane: I've experienced everything--

MS!Zane: Says the virgin.

MS!Gene & MCD!Zane: *stare at him* ....

MCD!Gene: Well...

MCD!Gene: I can change that~.

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*MS!Gene, PDH!Gene, MCD!Gene, PDH!Zane, and MS!Zane are all chilling*

MCD!Zane: *walks in with a 20 inch sausage* Hey peasants.

Everyone: *looks at him*

MCD!Zane: Guess what I can do.

MS!Zane: Be a nasty masochistic hoe?

MCD!Zane: Besides that.

PDH!Zane: Show us.

MCD!Zane: *deepthroats the 20 inch sausage with no trouble*

MS!Zane: *disgusted*

PDH!Zane: *confused as all hell*

PDH!Gene: *covers PDH!Zane's eye*

MS!Gene: *spits out drink*

MCD!Gene: *ultimate lenny face*

MCD!Zane: I never knew I could do that.

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MCD!Gene: *walking with the other two*

MS!Gene: Oh look it's Zane.

PDH!Gene: My Zane.

PDH!Zane: *hands each of them a yellow balloon with a smiley face*

PDH!Zane: I have no soul.

PDH!Zane: Have a great day!

MCD!Gene: I have no soul either.

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PDH!Zane: I finally got my life together!

MCD!Zane: Should we tell him?

MS!Zane: Give it a few seconds.

*45 seconds later*

PDH!Zane: So if Gene graduates then he's leaving the school and never coming back?

MS!Zane: Yeah.

PDH!Zane: That was a nice 45 seconds of being happy.

MS!Zane: Yeah.

PDH!Gene: *breaks down door* WHERE'S MY SUPER SUIT--

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MS!Zane: OMI don't look now but the person behind you--

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