(My writing skills have gone to shit and I can't be convinced otherwise.)
Zane: *at the beach with the crew* Ahhh.....
Garroth: Zane, you really should put on some sunscreen--
Zane: Fuck you and your artificial body lotion cream. I'm under an umbrella bitch.
*the next day*
Zane: *looks in the mirror and screams*
Garroth: *spits out Poopsi*
Laurance: *jumps onto Garroth*
Gene: *heard it from his house* Nani!?
*at the makeup store*
Gene: Uhm, your total is $2,500--
Zane: *chucks money at him* FUCK!!!!
Gene: What???
Zane: I'M SPENDING MONEY I'M NOT SUPPOSED TO SPEND!
*meanwhile*
Garte: Zianna, have you seen my wallet anywhere?
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Garroth: So what are you doing after work, baby brother?
Zane: Hanging with the SK for DnD a little.
Garroth: DnD = dinner n drinks?
Zane: Uh....
Zane: Yeah?
Gene: *holds up sign that says Sneak 100*
Zane: *slaps Garroth* It means Dungeons and Dragons you fool!
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Gene: *slams hand on top of Zane's head* Your brother can--
Zane, in a low voice: Harder daddy...
Gene: What did you say?
Zane: What?
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Zane: Do you have a crush?
Gene: Yeah I do.
Zane: What do they look like?
Gene: *gets out phone*
Gene: *takes picture of Zane*
Zane: What are you doing?
Gene: *hands phone to Zane* They look like this.
Phone: *picture of Zane*
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Zane: I'm lazy...
Gene: Don't worry, I'll help you with an exercise plan.
Zane: You will!? *trying not to show his disappointment*
Gene: Yeah. *meanwhile Garroth is flipping tables because he had been trying to make Zane stop being lazy for a year, and Laurance is trying to calm him down*
*two months later*
Gene, laying dkwn on the couch and doing absolutely nothing with his life: FUCK.
Zane, facing an invisible camera: *victory face*
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Zane, dressed in his everyday clothes: Come on, we'll be late to meet up with my parents!
Gene, only in his boxers and on his phone playing games: I'm ready, just need to put shoes on.
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