(I swear I'm being productive.)
Zane: Here's my heart. *hands over heart* Don't break it, okay?
Gene: Sure thing, babe--
*the heart slips and falls on the ground, breaking*
Zane: *tearing up*
Gene: I didn't mean to!
Garte, already outside the door: What was that?
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*Aphmau and Aaron are having a summer pool party*
Gene: What happened to your bathing suit?
Zane, wearing his usual clothes: *glares at Garroth*
Garroth: *innocently waves*
Gene: Aw man... it really outlined the curves of your butt...
Zane: ..... That's what you were concerned about?
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Zane: *holding a sparkler*
Gene: *eating a burger*
Zane: Gene, light up a sparkler.
Gene: PONK EAT BURGER.
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Gene: I have a new game for you to play*
Zane: *picks up virtual reality headset*
Gene: It involves paranormal activity.
Zane: Uh....
Zane: *calmly sets down headset*
Zane: Bye bitch.
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Gene: *styling his hair*
Zane: Can I help?
Gene: Um.... sure...
Zane: *gives Gene an ahoge*
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Gene: We did blues music.
Gene: We don't like children's music.
SK: No no no.
Gene: What kind of music are you into?
Zane: I like this music!
Zane: It's very grown-up.
Zane: *plays radio*
*Anaconda comes on*
Sasha: *ears will never recover*
Zenix: *horrified*
Gene: *rape face*
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Zane: *drinking from a straw*
Gene: Hey, let me have a sip of that water!
Zane: It's not water.
Gene: Vodka? Man, I like you.
Zane: It's not vodka either.
Gene: Then what is it?
Zane: Vinegar.
Gene: W-What?
Zane: I said it's vinegar.
Zane: Apple cider vinegar.
Zane: *leans in real close*
Zane: Pussy.
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