Gene: What are you drawing?
Zane: Bendy and the Ink Machine.
Gene: Is that an anime?
Zane: *triggered*
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Gene: To show you all that Flex Tape is effective, I cut this emo in half!
Zane: *his upper half is ripped off of his lower half, with Flex Tape wrapped aroynd the waist to connect them again*
Gene: It won't bring him back to life, but it stops the bleeding!
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Gene: You're leaving me!?
Zane: Babe I--
Gene: For this musician who worships a cartoon character!?
Zane: STOP JUDGING ME FOR FAVORITING SAMMY LAWRENCE OKAY--
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Zane: I can't be the only one with no will to live.
Gene: Join the club, Zane.
Zane: .....
Zane: I invented the club--
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Zane: I told myself that I would work on fanfics during study hall, but here I am doing my rough sketch for my art project.
Gene: Hm.
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Zane: All my friends secretly hate me and only interact with me out of pity or moral obligation.
Gene, nervously sweating: Someone help me change his mind--
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Gene: There are many types of headaches.
Gene: Migraines are in the front of your head. Hypertension is in the back of your head. Stress is around your head and mostly in the back.
Zane: *breathes*
Gene: Not being able to confess your love for someone fills your entire head and cannot be cured through medications--
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Aaron: Ivan, what are you doing?
Ivan: Trying to make Gene fail No Nut November.
Ivan: Okay Gene, how about Zane in a maid outfit with galaxy high knee socks and--
Gene, sweating: Please stop, you've talked so much about Zane and I just wanna fling you into the sky.
Zane: Why do I stay in this world?
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Aphmau: *makes genuine tiktoks*
Ein: *makes fun of genuine tiktoks*
Gene: *doesn't have a tiktok account*
Zane: What's tiktok?
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Aphmau: School doesn't even test our intelligence, it tests our memory.
Aaron: It tests my ability to hold my pee.
Gene: It tests my patience.
Zane: It tests my ability to keep calm and not choke a bitch.
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Gene: Dumb-ass bastard.
Zane: Edgy depressed thot.
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Zane: One day I will be strong and punch Shad.
Gene: Uhh yeah..... pretty sure that's not possible unless you're Lady Irene so uhh....
Zane: I will punch him.
Gene: Look buddy, if you try and punch Shad your hand is just gonna get ripped off.... not really sure you're expoecting here....
Zane: I'm gonna punch him real hard.
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Gene: You look ridiculous.
Zane: So do you.
Zane, in bed at 3AM: Fuck he looked so damn hot yesterday why can't I say anything nice to him without my gay showing--
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Gene: *kicking the closet door* Get. Out. Of the. Closet.
Zane: *clutching LGBT+ Flag to his chest* NEVER WILL I OUT MYSELF!
*later*
Aphmau: Aww man, I can never draw a straight line.
Zane, sipping coffee while reading the paper: I can never be straight.
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Gene: All this "bottom rights" and "top rights" discourse.... you fools.... where is support for switches!
Zane: support.nintendo.com
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Gene: If horses didn't exist, riding animals wouldn't be a thing.
Aphmau: Elephants.
Gene: Blocked.
Aaron: Camels.
Gene: Extra blocked.
Garroth: Donkeys.
Gene: Ultra blocked.
Zane: That dick.
Gene: ...... Followed.
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Zane: Babe, are you gonna do the dishes?
Gene: I would rather starve than do the dishes.
Zane: ......
Zane: Or we.... could just order take out...
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Zane: *hears Gene, Aphmau, Aaron, Melissa, Laurance, and Zenix arguing and looking like they about to kill each other*
Gene: [to Zenix] NO OKAY YOU CAN EAT SALSA AT ROOM TEMPERATURE OR COLD BUT YOU CAN NOT HEAT THAT SHIT UP!
Zane: Y'all arguing about salsa?
Gene: YES.
Zane: You look like you're about to kill someone over salsa.
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Zane: I know he's watching over me....
Gene, in Hell: Damn I really wish I could see what Zane was doing--
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Aphmau: Zane, Gene's coming!
Aaron: Oh no, he has headphones in. Oh Irene, he can't hear us.
Zane: *jamming out to his edgy music*
Gene: *creeping up behind him like a Yandere*
(I seriously have an unhealthy obsession with Yandere Gene.)
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Zane: Let me guess, bad day?
Zane: Was it something drastic, or just a bad five minutes you milked the entire day?
Gene: I did not need to be personally attacked like this--
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Zane: Yo pass the aux.
Gene: You better not play trash.
Zane: *plays Jenny by Studio Killers on full volume*
(It's a very good song, I recommend it my dudes.)
