PDH!Gene: Zane why is the donkey at school today?
PDH!Zane: *crying* Because I heard the MS versions talking and saying how they were gonna break the ass when the PDH versions leave.
PDH!Gene: *horrified*
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MS!Zane: *just finished reading Fifty Shades (Lemon)*
MCD!Zane: *walks into the room*
MS!Zane: We had an agreement.
MCD!Zane: ???
MS!Zane: You would be the virgin of the group.
MCD!Zane: Oh, that...
MS!Zane: We had hope for you.
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MS!Gene: Never be alo-oo-oo-oone.... (I can't type lyrics for shit--)
MS!Zane: WHOO!
PDH!Zane: *repeatedly bashes head on stove*
MCD!Zane: *leans into doorway*
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MS!Zane: So I'm sitting there, barbecue sauce on my titties--
MS!Gene: *snickers*
PDH!Zane: *had ear buds in*
PDH!Gene: *shakes his head slowly*
MCD!Gene: *falls from his chair*
MCD!Zane: .......
MS!Zane: What's so funny?
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MCD!Zane: Gene, why did you fall asleep?
MCD!Gene: Oh sorry, I fell asleep while I was waiting for you to make me a sandwich!
MCD!Zane: *leans in really close*
MCD!Zane: Go back to sleep and STARVE.
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MS!Gene: Hey guys, we're back from the store.
MS!Zane: *hands MCD!Zane a candy bar* Eat it bitch.
MCD!Zane: *checks the labels* Ugh.
MCD!Gene: *brings head up from tub of ice cream* What?
MCD!Zane: This has so many calories.
PDH!Gene: ..... *looks to MS!Zane* You're not gonna say anything?
MS!Zane: Just wait.
PDH!Gene: For...? ... Oh.
PDH!Zane: *turns around, staring at MCD!Zane*
MCD!Zane: *staring back*
PDH!Zane: YOU ARE A LITERAL STICK COMPARED TO SOME OF US.
PDH!Gene: Zane please your self-esteem issues are getting to you again--
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MS!Zane: *being held back by Garte, as he tries to attack MCD!Gene*
MS!Zane: I DON'T LET FUCKERS FINGER ME WHEN I'M ON MY MAN PERIOD YOU HOE!
MCD!Gene: BITCH.
PDH!Gene: *just watching*
PDH!Zane: Switching to Geico can save you 15% percent or more on car insurance--
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MS!Zane: Oh guys look at the butterfly!
MS!Gene: You care so much...
