Zane, in his room: *about to plug in his earphones*
*loud thud*
Zane: The fuck was that?
Gene, from downstairs in the kitchen: Oh no the potatoes--
~~~~
*Zane and Gene are walking down the street*
Gene: So the idea is you become a model for Aphmau's new clothesline.
Gene: But instead of just wearing the teenager to male adult clothes, you also wear the teenager to female adult clothes.
Zane: Sounds like a plan.
*hours later*
Gene, carrying Zane as he's running: THIS WAS THE WORST IDEA!!!!
Zane: YOU'RE NOT THE ONE WITH ALL THE FANS!!
*an army of fans is chasing them*
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Gene: Why are you still playing Skyrim?
Zane: My parents won't let me get God of War 3...
Gene: *looks at the screen*
Zane: So I made Kratos the Dragonborn.
~~~~
*Zane and Gene are watching Netflix, and Gene planning to chill*
Gene: So, Zane--
Zane: SHH!!!!
Zane: This is the best part!!
~~~~
*Gene got turned into a baby, and Zane has to take care of him*
Zane: Alright Gene, time to put your shirt on!
Zane, in a low voice: After you decided to spill the fucking milk on yourself...
Gene, as a baby: *running down the hall in only pants and underwear*
Zane: *walking after him* Where are you going?
Gene: *overly excited* NO SHIRT NO SHIRT NO SHIRT!!
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Gene: *standing on a cliff, gazing out at the sea*
*a portal opens behind him*
Gene: *goes full out God mode*
Zane: *walks through dressed as Hela*
Gene: Crap..
Zane: Kneel.
~~~~
Gene: Laurance is not dead!!!
Zane: Get better material, we've been saying that all year!
Gene: .....
Gene: Did you know that Thanos is actually a Greek name?
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Gene: This is Zane!!
Zane: Yo.
Zianna: Gene, this is the seventh week in a row you've shown us my son.
Gene: *tears up because he has nothing else*
Zane: *pecks his lips*
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Gene: I love you!!
Zane: *Gene's love bounces off of him*
Zane: My parents made me un-marriable...
