Zane's Mind: Okay Zane, just imagine him in his underwear.
Gene: *suddenly in his underwear*
Zane: OH NO HE'S HOT!!
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Gene: Ew Zane, eating with your hands is so gross and uncultured.
Zane: Let me enlighten you on some things.
Zane: Eating food with hands is not disgusting or unsanitary. It is a traditional way of eating and is part of a culture.
Zane: I would say that you are the uncultured one here, but I'm not that rude.
Zane: Bitch.
Gene: *looks at Garte* Mr. Ro'Meave get your son--
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Zane: *lighting a Yankee candle*
Zane: Ahh, the scent of a child's wish.
Gene: My favorite thing to burn!
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Zane: No dad, it's pronounced "meem". That's how you say "meme"!
Gene: *takes off shades* Dear Lord...
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Gene: It's just a phase. We all go through it.
Zane: It's not a phase, Gene! This is who I am!
Gene: Riiiiiight....
Zane: TEENAGERS SCARE THE LIVING SHIT OUT OF ME!
Zane: THEY COULD CARE LESS, AS LONG AS SOMEONE WILL BLEED!
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Zane: Screw school.
Gene: *watches as he does all his homework and aims for A's, the only straight thing about him*
Zane: You know what I don't even care anymore.
Gene: *watches as he continues to work hard*
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Gene: You're gay.
Zane: Nowadays that's a compliment, so thank you.
(Seriously though if someone tried to roast me by calling me gay, I'd take it as a compliment. There's nothing bad about being part of the lgbt+ community, so it's not an insult.)
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Gene: I've got a caffe mocha for.... "Ro'Meave"?
Everybody: *remain seated and eye each other suspiciously, some of them fangirling and fanboying*
Gene: *throws his bodyguard badge at the floor in defeat*
Gene: Dammit I thought for sure that would work!
Zane: *sneaking away with the caffe mocha*
Gene: EVERYBODY GET THAT BITCH!
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Zane: This is the skull of an owl.
Gene: No, that's the skull of an anime girl.
Zane: Why does it have to be a girl?
Gene: Find me an anime that has at least one boy with big eyes.
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Gene: *holding an eggplant*
Gene: As you can see, the eggplant is a plant that grows vegetables that look like eggs.
Zane: Then what the fuck are the purple cucumbers??
