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(Yo you all should check out Samashhoo on Instagram. They created the Blaze x Laurance ship, I think. While I am not a fan of that ship, I support it because it's healthy, valid, and interesting.)

Gene: Just tell me when you're ready.

Zane: ....... Okay, I'm ready.

*inside the room is a bunch of sex toys and stuff*

Gene: *has a whip*

Zane: Oh HELL no!

Gene: *grabs Zane's arm*

Gene: It's too late to run away now~.

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Zane: *dangling off the edge of a bridge* Help!

Gene: Don't worry Zenix, I'm--

Zane: !?

Zane: Zenix!?

*a few seconds later*

Gene: *dangling off the edge of the bridge* Wait, I'm sorry!

Zane: Pfft, Zenix.

Zane: *walks away*

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Child!Zane: Can I.... can I pet your titties?

Gene: My titties?

Child!Zane: Like.... *points to cats* those.

Gene: Ohhhhhh, my kitties.

Child!Zane: Yeah, can I pet them?

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Zane: To tell you it's okay!

Zane: You were just born that way!

Zane: And as they say; it's in your DNA!

Zane: YOU'RE GAY!

Gene: I AM NOT GAY!!!!!

Zane: If you were gay.

Gene: AHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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Aphmau: *innocent nerd*

Gene: Forget this. *hits her with puberty*

Aphmau: *suddenly super hot*

Gene: *turns around*

Zane: *hitting himself with puberty*

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Gene: *making cool designs on his desktop with his vape smoke*

Zane: *blows it all away*

Gene: *quick turns around*

Gene: Zane--

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Zane & Gene: *kissing*

Garroth: What the fuck.

Garroth: Is this allowed?

Garroth: Is this allowed?

Zane: STOP--

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Gene: I just wanted to let you all know I changed my birthday to today.

Zane: ....... It's Christmas....

Gene: Really?

Gene: You're gonna be a dick to me on my birthday?

(Fun fact: I was actually supposed to be born on Christmas.)

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