(Yo you all should check out Samashhoo on Instagram. They created the Blaze x Laurance ship, I think. While I am not a fan of that ship, I support it because it's healthy, valid, and interesting.)
Gene: Just tell me when you're ready.
Zane: ....... Okay, I'm ready.
*inside the room is a bunch of sex toys and stuff*
Gene: *has a whip*
Zane: Oh HELL no!
Gene: *grabs Zane's arm*
Gene: It's too late to run away now~.
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Zane: *dangling off the edge of a bridge* Help!
Gene: Don't worry Zenix, I'm--
Zane: !?
Zane: Zenix!?
*a few seconds later*
Gene: *dangling off the edge of the bridge* Wait, I'm sorry!
Zane: Pfft, Zenix.
Zane: *walks away*
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Child!Zane: Can I.... can I pet your titties?
Gene: My titties?
Child!Zane: Like.... *points to cats* those.
Gene: Ohhhhhh, my kitties.
Child!Zane: Yeah, can I pet them?
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Zane: To tell you it's okay!
Zane: You were just born that way!
Zane: And as they say; it's in your DNA!
Zane: YOU'RE GAY!
Gene: I AM NOT GAY!!!!!
Zane: If you were gay.
Gene: AHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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Aphmau: *innocent nerd*
Gene: Forget this. *hits her with puberty*
Aphmau: *suddenly super hot*
Gene: *turns around*
Zane: *hitting himself with puberty*
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Gene: *making cool designs on his desktop with his vape smoke*
Zane: *blows it all away*
Gene: *quick turns around*
Gene: Zane--
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Zane & Gene: *kissing*
Garroth: What the fuck.
Garroth: Is this allowed?
Garroth: Is this allowed?
Zane: STOP--
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Gene: I just wanted to let you all know I changed my birthday to today.
Zane: ....... It's Christmas....
Gene: Really?
Gene: You're gonna be a dick to me on my birthday?
(Fun fact: I was actually supposed to be born on Christmas.)