I fucking say fuck a fuckton. If you can't fucking handle that, you can fuck right off. (Please don't. I love you and it's not that bad.)
Also, Please tell me if I made a mistake in spelling, grammar or continuity somewhere. Or if there are inconsistencies (not with established canon, we read fanfic to get away from that) or plotholes. English is not my first language and this is my first ever story. I am trying to learn. (In order to not look like dumbass I'll correct myself as soon as I am able and then delete your correction comment. You won't look like an asshole and I won't look like an idiot. At least not for very long. Win win).
I can't figure out punctuation to save my life, please teach me the magic and don't be mad. Well, you can be mad, but don't yell at me in the comments.
Enjoy.
Or don't.
That's for you to decide.
(BIG ANNOUNCEMENT, see chapter by same title for details, but TL;DR, I am about halfway done fully remastering this fic. will be posted to ao3 and wattpad when it is fully done.)
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Dawn (A Hobbit Fanfic)
FanficPrincess-general Kahlahari of Mirkwood had always had a knack for getting herself into all sorts trouble. Her father, sadly a rather short tempered Elf, has had enough of it and banished her from his kingdom. Kahlahari spends the next two decades hu...
