I'll be your family now

Talking X

So, this is larger than expected... good. I suppose.

Tony was informed by FRIDAY that apparently Peter was sleeping in a private area at twenty feet from the ground while wearing his spidey suit. Yeah, Tony was confused and surprised, not a common thing when it comes to the billionaire, but mostly he was concerned.

What was doing Peter sleeping in a twenty feet high surface? Did he fell asleep in one of those bed like things that he did with his webs...? Because this would not be the first time.

Or did he get stuck to the ceiling of some building and was taking a nap while waiting to the webs to dissolve?

Because this would not have been the first time neither.

Either way he was concerned. So he called a suit and told FRIDAY to send make a map to Peter's location.

He was near the building when he saw a figure laying down, and there, curling into himself, mask and suit still on and intact (Tony hoped at least that the kid was intact), was Peter Parker in flesh and bone.

Tony got out of the armor and approached the kid. Holding his breath he put a hand over the kids abdomen and sighed when he felt the steady rhythm that Peter's respiration was causing, before saying.

"Underoos?" at first Peter didn't respond, at least something coherent, he just grumbled and turned around.

Tony couldn't help but roll his eyes... teens...

And now that he was sure the kid was safe and sound (no visible wounds at least) he let himself feel relief and sunk in the sarcasm and indifference that only a Stark was capable of.

"Come on, kid. Nap time's over" he was shaking the boy as he repeated that over and over 'til he just lost all his patience.

"Kid I swear that I'll tell Karen to start playing AC/DC at top volume"

Peter awoke startled by a loud music playing trough his mask, it wasn't like the book or movies he saw, he wasn't confused or lost, in fact, he was too aware of the events that occurred that day.

"What the hell?! Karen! Stop! Stop!" Peter shouted above the music, who by the way was way too loud, hurting his enhanced hearing.

"Remind me to program you to never do that again"

"I'm sure it'll be not necessary Mr. Parker, as los as you don't fall asleep while patrolling. Again." Tony deadpan.

Peter felt color in his cheek as he turned around making eye contact with his mentor.

However, he was too tired to care and too distressed to really process what was happening; only that his aunt somehow collected a boyfriend in the past six months.

"Mr. Stark, I'm sorry it won't happen again" Peter wasn't in the mood to talk to someone, even if that someone was Tony Freaking Stark, so he prepared himself to web to somewhere else but was stopped.

"Yeah, you said that last time" he put on his sunglasses before continue to speak "And you're not going anywhere mister. Mind to tell me why did you just fell asleep in a goddam building? Are you not sleeping? Overwhelmed?"