I'll be your family now

Pranks X

Peter's senses woke him up, it wasn't a threat, but someone was in the room, and when he his hearing caught a breath and an arrow missed his head by only centimeters he knew who could be in his room.

Why, though, he had no idea.

"Psss-" the voice came form above "Spiderkid!" It was Clint's voice, he was whispering-yelling, a good thing thinking that if he'd be only yelling he would be in serious trouble, considering that it was like 4 am.

"Wha-"

"Here! Up! In the vent"

The kid knew that some Avengers had odd manners, he has found out himself yesterday and Tony had warned him a few days before they came. For instance, Thor had a tendency of yelling and devour all the coffee, Loki was a fan of stabbing people, though it was mostly only his brother or Cap, Scott usually was followed by a bunch of ants and Vision didn't use the doors, he just... passed through the walls. But they never told him that Clint would be in his vent at 4 am waking him up.

"What the heck, Clint?!" Peter exclaimed.

"I'll tell Cap you said a bad language word, but right now come here, you can climb walls, right?" Clint was in the vent like he was in his bed, he seemed comfortable in there, and it didn't seem like it was the first time he's done that. Peter couldn't help wondering how many times he heard something he wasn't supposed to, or scared the shit out of some Avenger being up there.

"Why? What? Why are you at four in the morning in my bedroom's vent?"

"I'll explain later, we have to meet with someone first, I have a club and I want you to be a part of it" Clint said smugly, he was enjoying confusing the kid.

His sense didn't pick in any danger, he was already awake and filled with curiosity, he must as well oblige.

And that was how Peter found himself climbing to the vent in just pijamas to meet with a secretive and crazy Clint.

When Peter got there Clint opened the vent and made a space for Peter, it wasn't that small in there and Clint seemed to know his way around, it wasn't as bad as he thought it would be. At least they weren't pressed to the walls and had some room to move. He was impressed.

"Okay, I'm here, what's your plan?" his eyes were shining with curiosity and he couldn't physically contain it, he thought that if they weren't up there he'd be bouncing, adrenaline going through him.

"Follow, I'll tell you" Clint started to crawl through the vent, he must have been here a million times, Peter deduced, and then he wondered how many time he got lost up here before knowing the place that well. They took a lot of turns and everything looked the same, but he noticed that were little numbers every time the vent turned. So, that's how Clint did it.

"I have a club, we prank the other Avengers, the only official members in there it's me and a person you'll meet soon enough. I want you to be part of it" Clint explained like a little child, and to be honest, he looked like it, making a 'club'- Peter wasn't sure if it could be called that- to prank the Avengers? Seemed a little immature, but who was he to criticize? It was a tentative offer though, he could only imagine all the fun that they'd have.

"Wow! Seriously?" Peter said with excitement in his voice "I'm in!- I mean, if you're okay with it" he added quickly.