Bill: my 30th chapter!
wolfannamoonshine: yeah... congrats?
Rhaexlle: its a big deal since he's the only host still alive and has been here since the beginning.
Axel: so.. he's survived 30 chapter's of dares?
Bill: it's a big deal. Especially since I've only have had 2 concussions.
Rhaexlle: 3. Xatik gave you 2. I've given you 1.
Bill: whe-?
Rhaexlle: sshhhh. You just don't remember it~
Bill: ?
Cù: wait.. I thought you were here the whole time too, Axel.
Axel: hm?
Brooha: he was sent in as an outlet for Bill's abusing.
Axel: wait. WHAT?!
Rhaexlle: sounds about right.
Lily: it's pretty accurate.
Axel: so ima punching dummy for Bill?!
Sanson: I was wondering why Author Sama allowed you in here. Besides the fact you're the only being who can get away with illegal drug smuggling into a dream realm.
Wolf: can I say my dare now??
Rhaexlle: sure.
Wolf: yeah! Bill verses Nightmare FNAF. Rules:
Bill can't kill and if he loses, he has to eat an entire super mega alpha omega beta party pack size bag of doritos complete in 6 different flavors
Nightmare can't kill either and he can choose a weapon, but if he loses, he has to never steal the coffee and fix the hole in the roof.Rhaexlle: you are a God... ess? In this day and age you just can't tell.
Bill: you are a demon. Wait. Im a demon...
Sanson: could you two not say mortals are Devils and Gods?
Rhaexlle:... waitm.. Are you Catholic or something?
Sanson: more or less. Either way I dislike you two saying such things.
Rhaexlle: *sticks tongue out* Sorry but im strickly a Jashinist.
Sanson: watch that tongue. I may cut it off.
Bill: *eye-palms* ow my eye... why did I not see that coming.
Rhaexlle: *sadistic smirk*
Chloe: whats a Jashinist?
Rascal: *stands jump and draws a line on the ground* this is where I draw the line. Chloe, my dear, a Jasinist is in short a person who kills people as a sacrifice to a fake god/ demon Jashin.
Ulric: so Wolfy here is Jasin? Rhaexlle and Bill said she was a God and Demon.
*everyone looks at Wolfanna*
Wolf: uhhh... I can tell you im not this Jashin guy. Who ever he is.
Rhaexlle: Jashin is Awesome! You get to kill people then kill yourself!
Axel: wait for it.
Rhaexlle: something I wish Axel would do.
Axel: called it.
Wolf: ok... can we move on with my dare now?
Rhaexlle: oh yeah. Bill! front and center! You too Nightmare. I know your in here so don't even bother hiding.
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...Rhaexlle: uh... I will drag you out and .uhhh. EXTREMELY LAME THREAT!
April: wtf
Kelsey: im starting to think he's not here...
Nightmare: oh im here. I just wanted to see Rhaexllene's reaction to being wrong.
Rhaexlle: Bill. Beep this beeping beeper. Or else I will EXTREMELY LAME THREAT!
April: why is she yelling this?!
Kelsey: this is sad.
Bill: oh. I have plans on smiting him!
Nightmare: *summons machine gun* we'll see about that.
Wolf: NO KILLING HIM!
Bill and Nightmare: *points at each other* HE'S IMMORTAL!
Rhaexlle: WE DON'T KILL- er- CARE! *STARTS MAKING BELL NOISES!*
Bill (hp 100): *summons giant dorito that smashes the roof and 'kills' Nightmare.
Nightmare: *is hit* (- 100)
Rhaexlle: damn.
Candy: i wonder if it tastes good...
Emily: probably not...
Bill: I win. *turns to leave*
Rhaexlle: he looks too smug... great. Now I have to choose who to screw over.
Rhaexlle: the guy who steels my coffee.. or enjoy watching Bill eat doritos?
Chloe: oh! I get it. Why not both of them?
Rhaexlle: ?... oh! I see!
Bill: ?>/0-0\
Rhaexlle: BILL NOT SO FAST! ACCORDING TO AUTHOR SAMA'S TEXT ABOVE YOU KILLED NIGHTMARE! SO YOU AS AUTOMATICALLY LOOSE!
Bill: *beep*
Nightmare: *gets up trying to reattach his arm* ha!
Rhaexlle: don't ha him quite yet. You still lost.
Nightmare: heh?
Rhaexlle: the word kill in the text above was in quotes. Signaling it wasn't technical.
Bill: so who wins?
Rhaexlle: who ever finishes their loosing bid first.
Bill: *looks at his bagged brethren*
Nightmare: *looks up at the broken cieling then at Rhaexlle*
Nightmare: what of the coffee?
Rhaexlle: they are mine.
*time skip*
Nightmare: *builds roof* done! Welp im out. Thx for the coffee Rhoxy!
Rhaexlle: you're on my hit list now.
Bill: done! *rushs out of the room*
Pop: he actually ate it?!
Rhaexlle: no. He telleported them to his closet. Hey Axel, got amy bombs left?
Axel: *pulls out bomb* do I?
Rhaexlle: *smirks* You. Me. 2am. Bill's closet. Bring the bombs.
Cù: *chokes intensely*
April: that sounds so wrong.
Rhaexlle: thats the point.
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FanfictionUpdate! Character vs character fights now up! hahahaha.! I have gotten all the bad end, glitter force, and pixies in one place... the mindscape! We owe it all to everyones favorite nacho demon, Bill Cipher! Dare or Ask in comments any question...