Inspired by Incorrect Theorist Squad (tm)

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Hey everyone! This set of one-shots is inspired by my friend Niamh's Incorrect Theorist Squad account on twitter! I totally recommend following her accounts! They always put a smile on my face. Her main is @// Only4GTLive on twitter and the Incorrect account is @// IncorrectGTLive ! Thank you so much for allowing me to use your account for inspiration! 

I wasn't that drunk!

It was another day in Theorist HQ. Everyone was hard at work trying to complete as much on the never ending to-do list as possible. With that being said Matthew and Stephanie were a little distracted as they talked about the events of the night prior.

"Come on, I wasn't that drunk!" Matthew commented trying to convince his wife about the state he was in last night.

The night before Matthew and Stephanie were invited to go to a friends house where Matthew had a few drinks. He didn't drink often and neither did she, especially considering she was going to give birth to a baby. 

"You tried to color my face in with highlighter because you said I was important." Stephanie replied laughing at her husband as his face became pink.

"But you are, Steph." Matthew said tearing up.

"What am I going to do with you?" Stephanie replied with a sigh as Matthew gave her a big hug and cried into her shoulder.

"Wait, so that is why I had to drive you home last night? And that is why you had highlighter all over your face?" Jason asked breaking out into laughter.

He had been sitting across the room hearing the exchange between the two.

"Yes Jason." Stephanie said with a laugh as Matthew clung tighter to her.

The tweet that inspired this one-shot= Matthew: Come on, I wasn't that drunk.Stephanie: You tried to color my face in with highlighter because you said I was important.Matthew, tearing up: But you are, Steph.

Lights please? 

It was the middle of the night when Skip was scratching at the bedroom door. This woke the couple that was peacefully sleeping in bed.

"Can you turn the light on?" Stephanie asked her husband due to the fact the lamp was on his side of the bed.

"I don't have to you're the only light I need in my life." Matthew said smiling into the darkness.

"Matthew, I can't see." Stephanie replied with a groan.

She was currently walking across the bedroom floor when she tripped over something landing on the floor with a thud.

Matthew turned on the lights immediately after she fell. He sprang from his bed to help out his wife who was laying on the floor.

"Stephanie are you hurt? Is the baby okay?" Matthew asked with panic evident in his voice.

"We are fine Matthew." Stephanie said standing up and walking over to the door to let Skip out. "This is why you turn on the lights when I ask, Matthew. Don't be cheesy romantic with me at 3 am."

"Okay. I promise, Stephanie!" Matthew replied kissing her on her temple.

Inspired by this tweet= Stephanie: Can you turn the light on?Matthew: I don't have to, you're the only light I need in my life.Stephanie: Matthew, I can't see. 

Don't be alarmed. 

The relationships between the theorist team has always been an interesting one. They are constantly joking and teasing one another. Today was no exception.

They were running late for GTLive. Something "wasn't working" according to Chris.

"I don't wanna alarm you but I think the tricaster is on fire again." Chris said to Matthew as he sat on the couch waiting for the stream to begin.

Unknown to Matthew the stream had begun. Chris and Jason have been planning this prank for weeks now. Jason had found some dry ice earlier that week was using it to cause a smoke effect.

"What? Why didn't the smoke alarm go off?" Matthew yelled clearly panicked.

"I said I didn't wanna alarm you." Chris replied with a bright smile.

Chris and Jason disabled the smoke alarm just for this joke. Matthew was freaking out until he heard Chris and Jason start bursting out laughing and seeing that GTLive was running in the monitor. 

"How does it feel being pranked on the stream?" Jason asked between fits of laughter.

"I hate you both." Matthew replied glaring at his coworkers. "Hey guys and welcome to GTLive where today it is apparently prank Matthew on the stream day!"

Matthew continued with the stream like nothing ever happened. Chris and Jason were cackling behind the camera. 

The tweet that inspired this= Chris: I don't wanna alarm you but I think the tricaster is on fire again.Matthew: WHAT? WHY DIDN'T THE SMOKE ALARM GO OFF?Chris : I said I didn't wanna alarm you.

The bump

Stephanie was pregnant. It was obvious by now as her baby bump was apparent. One day Matthew walked into the livestream room only to find his beautiful wife stacking things on her belly. There as some books, some pencils/pens, and other things that were once littered around the room.

"That bump is not a shelf, Stephanie." Matthew said chuckling under his breath.

"But it can be!" Stephanie declared placing yet one more thing on her already large stack.

The moment Stephanie let go of the item in her hand the stack feel off her belly and onto the floor.

"Clearly it can't be." Jason said laughing as he and Chris helped Stephanie by picking the stuff off the  floor. 

"It's okay Steph. Maybe next time!" Matthew said kissing his wife on the forehead.

The tweet that inspired this one-shot= *Stephanie is stacking stuff on her bump*Matthew: That bump is not a shelf, Stephanie.Stephanie: But it can be!*Everything falls off*Jason: Clearly it can't be. 

The genius idea!

Chris and Jason were doing their job. They were planning the upcoming weeks GTLive. When the following conversation happened: 

"Well, I was thinking, y'know how new parents get no sleep? And Matt and Steph are gonna be new parents soon?" Chris asked Jason with a mischievous glint in his eyes. 

"Yeahhhh?" Jason asked with a smirk growing on his face.

"Well, what if they played the squel to the game that gabe them no sleep? As training for BabyPat?" Chris asked giving the biggest cheshire cat smile on his face.

"GENIUS CHRIS,  GENIUS!" Jason yelled.

Let's just say Matthew and Stephanie didn't appreciate the games choice. 


The tweet inspiration= Chris: Well, I was thinking, y'know how new parents get no sleep? And Matt & Steph are gonna be new parents soon?Jason: Yeahhhh?Chris: Well, what if they played the sequel to game that gave them no sleep on ? As training for BabyPat?Jason: GENIUS CHRIS, GENIUS!


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